Somebody Should Call The Show Cheaters

[lame54]

To follow Christine O'donnell around

she is 41 and has never been married

she preaches abstinence and no masturbation

she has to be cheating on herself

[rfranklin]

1. Let not the right know what the left hand is doing...

for it may be stroking your pleasure button!

[OrangeGrapes]

2. My pleasuse?

Muffins. And beer. But not together. Also, watching people make fools of themselves.