Dear Alan Simpson,

[walldude]

If your mother were alive she'd slap the shit outta you.

Sincerely,
Walldude

[mike r]

1. "My mother would put me in a room, and I'd kick and shriek. It was an amazing viciousness."

http://www.madeinwyoming.net/profiles/simpson.php

For the senator with his trademark humor, however, his two-year probation at age 18 for defacing federal property wasn't a shaggy dog story. It was so real and so painful that his father cried, giving the "eternal parental wail," Simpson quietly explains.
"'I just don't understand,'" said the elder Simpson. "'You have everything going for you. Where have we failed?'"
There was more.
Setting fires in his parents' garage; taking their car; stealing a five-dollar bill from an "old drunk" on the streets of Cody; shooting tires.
"I was a big, lard-ass kid that weighed about 185 in the seventh grade," he says, recalling bouts of rage throughout his childhood. "My mother would put me in a room, and I'd kick and shriek. It was an amazing viciousness."

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An asshole then, and an asshole now.

[Autumn]

2. So in other words, hasn't changed a bit. He is

still a spoiled, destructive, vicious, thieving, entitled lard ass.

[jgraz]

3. Not an asshole. A sociopath.

I wonder if anyone's thought of checking around Cody for old, shallow graves.

[Warpy]

4. Dear Alan Simpson

Drop dead.

And don't come back.

[Jim__]

5. I'd remove the "Dear". - n/t

[walldude]

6. .

[avaistheone1]

7. Then she would throw him under her car and drive over him, and

then back up the car and drive over him a couple times more.