Here's a smack of humor for the day. Fred Phelps is going to protest Falwell's funeral

[DS1]

Yep.

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell's Funeral!!

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!

[deutsey]

1. Oh boy.

:eyes:

[DS1]

2. What?

[deutsey]

24. I said "oh boy" over this despicable cretin at "God Hates Fags"

I'm not saddened about Falwell's death, nor am I happy. He was hateful and said many ugly things, but Phelps is even worse.

Hearing this jerk latch onto Falwell's death in this way makes me roll my eyes.

[youthere]

3. BwaHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. I'll second that BwaHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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[Wickerman]

4. And Phelps is still horribly insane and wrong. n/t

[supernova]

5. Finally Phelps has a purpose in life!

:D

[verse18]

6. This is gonna be goooood!!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. What do you think the rwingers will do with the Phelps clan?

Will they allow them to demonstrate or??????

[malta blue]

8. That just takes the cake now doesn't it.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

12. At least he got the 'false prophet' correct!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[malta blue]

22. I just can't stop laughing about this....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[louis-t]

9. Drooling, self rightious.....

:crazy:

[Beelzebud]

10. When Phelps dies, will we be told to be respectful and keep our mouths shut?

[JackBeck]

15. Probably. n/t

[DS1]

16. He's got family too!

:crazy:

[Puglover]

29. You gotta love

the hair.

[jonnyblitz]

21. oh yes, the "CLASSY" DUers will remind us to be respectful. nt

[camero]

13. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black n/t

[RedStateShame]

14. Wow, Heaven must look like a lonely place to Phelps.

Just him, God, Jesus, and his sist...uh, wife.

[JackBeck]

17. Can you imagine what your life would have been like

if you were born into THAT family???

Jeebus.

[UTUSN]

18. Can somebody fill me in? I missed it somehow. I know this PHELPS freak protests soldiers' funerals

and is homophobic, but what is the rationale for protesting the funerals, especially of fellow religio-whackos?

[JackBeck]

19. He and his ilk believe everyone is to blame for supporting homosexuality.

And that's as far as I can explain it.

[DS1]

20. It's spelled out in the OP

[Mark Twain Girl]

23. Good grief. Is Fred Phelps for real?

You'd almost think it was pointed satire. As in, I sometimes wonder if Ann Coulter and her ilk are clever comedians, because it's all so over the top. Now, that would be subversive. And someone protesting Falwell's funeral because he was too tolerant? It almost seems like satire at the highest level. I suppose truth can be stranger than fiction.

How bizarre!

[Old and In the Way]

27. I wonder, too.

It's like this is one big joke that only the WBC is in on. Perhaps one day Fred will let everyone in on it. Picketing Falwell is taking their protest to the highest levels of absurdity.

Welcome aboard!

[Hobarticus]

25. Phelps may be insane, but he's not doing it for the money...

On that count, he's got Falwell and the rest of those hucksters nailed.

[lpbk2713]

26. The RWers will brand Phelps a dayum librul from this point onward.

I love it.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

28. Perhaps they should invite the good Reverend Phelps to the ..

grave side for the eulogy. Then push him in and cover it before he can crawl out. I'm sure Jerry won't mind sharing eternity with Fred.

[Dave From Canada]

30. Perhaps many of the grave dancers in this forum should join him as well.