Well, THIS makes me feel "safe".

[baldguy]

http://www.kctv5.com/Global/story.asp?S=6511234

More proof that Bush's "Homeland Security" is a sad, sick joke.

[jilln]

1. Homeland Security: Counting your underwear to keep America safe

A homeland security goon once told me I didn't have enough underwear in my bag to have been gone as long as I said I was. He was holding my tickets in his hand. He then tried to accuse me of having actually entered the country earlier in the day at a different airport. It was about 1 pm and I had been to Europe. I tried to explain that it would have been veeeerrrry difficult for me to enter the US, go to Europe and then return to the US by 1 pm on the same day.

These are not the brightest bulbs.