Dick Cheney's condition

[katmondoo]

Is there a news blackout on Dick Cheney's heart pump surgery? Hardly a word about his progress.He was suppose to be out of the hospital last week ready to go hunting. Seems kind of strange.

[KamaAina]

1. "Cheney now officially has no pulse"

Seriesly! That's how the heart pump works. It circulates blood continuously, hence, no pulse.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/health/2010/07/colbert_report_quotes_baltimor.html

When Dick Cheney got a new piece of equipment to keep his heart going, we wrote about how it works.

The device spins rather than pumps, so when we talked to Hopkins transplant doc Stuart D. Russell, he noted that means Cheney now officially has no pulse.

:rofl:

[Evasporque]

5. His diet of dead bats continues unabated...nt

[gauguin57]

12. Dead bats? Nah ... I think he feeds nightly on the blood of Republican virgins and dead soldiers.

... then goes back to his coffin during the day.

And I hate the cold person I've become, but I could not possibly care less what happens to that bastard. Except that he rots in the deepest pit of hell for all his sins against decency and humanity.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

17. nope, that's Young College Republicans

So far, several presidents of YCR have resigned after being accused of rape and sexual harassment.

[nightrain]

2. extremely serious condition. probably dealing with fluid overload

issues, and poor pumping... The news blackout is not good news.

[jaksavage]

13. oh contrare

it is the only good news from that inhuman.

[nightrain]

14. I'm not into schadenfreude with him just yet... but I understand...

I think he's an evil bastard...

[Cal33]

23. "I think he's an evil bastard." Not really. Just a sick sociopath.

He can't help being the way he is. And sociopaths can't change.
4% of our population is made up of them. And they are very
ambitious and competitive. A combination of these traits make
them often climb to the top of the heap.

That's why we'll always have wars. Since written history
began some 7000 years ago, there has never been any prolonged
period where there were no wars.

The reason? Sociopaths. A high percentage of true Neocons are sociopaths.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. BP is capping it.

Good news coming soon?

[Richard D]

8. I hate the thought of Cheney dying . . .

. . . for sure there will be a huge state funeral, everyone will sing his praises and phony tears will flow.

[Lil Missy]

18. Are you sure VP's get a State funeral? I don't think they do.

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. This guy deserves a complimentary haul by BFI to the nearst landfill.

[MilesColtrane]

4. He's still an asshole.

Oh...you meant his medical condition.

[BlueIdaho]

6. Assholeious Permatentious... There is no cure. nt.

[RaleighNCDUer]

21. Some say there is a cure, but in the words of the Bard

"...the evil men do lives after them", so I tend to agree.

[lame54]

20. typed mine then read yours

[onehandle]

7. They are fitting his brain for a jar.

His talent cannot be lost.

[dembotoz]

9. baby food jar?

[walldude]

11. LOL!

He shoots, he scores!!! :toast:

[Sebastian Doyle]

22. Hey why not? It worked for Nixon

[malaise]

10. I want to know if he's finally out of the hospital

Any public citizen would have been sent packing by now.
The coward is on his last deferral and he's terrified.

[lpbk2713]

15. Cheneyburton will be plaguing us for a long time to come.

He sold his soul to the debil a long time ago.

[L0oniX]

16. I normally don't wish anyone to die but...

[lame54]

19. No change - He's still an asshole

[Martin Eden]

24. I sure hope he lives

long enough to spend the rest of his life in prison.