People or things that you wish George Bush would be in his next life.

[Hubert Flottz]

1.)A Proctologist working overtime on the biggest USMC base in the country.

2.)A speed bump on the Highway To Hell.

3.)Sarah Palin's next kid.

4.)A small tropical shrub on top of Mount Everest.

5.)None of the above, too stupid.

6.)All of the above including too stupid again

[markbark]

1. Revenge is a dish best served cold

How about a single mother at a minimum wage job working 34 hrs a week with no benefits?

[no_hypocrisy]

2. A Palestinian in Gaza.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Inspector for a hard toed shoe company in Iraq?

Third Base.

[kestrel91316]

3. A cockroach in the WH kitchen.

[LWolf]

4. This:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. A door mat at the UN

A hungry kid in anytown USA

[ZombieHorde]

6. A powerful advocate for peace, freedom, and social justice. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

8. He claimed he was all those things.

But we know he lied a lot.

[Erose999]

9. A herpes sore on Lindsay Lohan's ass.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. And Liberman would still be trying to kiss the chimp/boo-boo

[Golden Raisin]

11. One of the New Orleans

Katrina arena refugees. Barbara Bush could have explained to him how that arena experience was "working very well" for him.

[PufPuf23]

12. Infinite lives as a road kill horned toad.

I guess that fits 2.)A speed bump on the Highway To Hell.

[WingDinger]

13. That whitehouse gay prostitutes pet gerbil.

[damntexdem]

14. I'd settle for his being in prison in this life.

[bulloney]

15. Edward Scissorshands with a bad case of jock itch.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Dong...I think we have a winner!

During a Band-Aid strike!

[raouldukelives]

16. An honest man

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Flip Flopper George!

George Washington never told a lie...George W Bush never told the truth.

I think George's new name will be...'Bear Lee Coherent' like it should have been this time.

[ThomThom]

19. a vole or mole

let him blindly tunnel in the dirt with my cats out to eat him.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

20. Seems To Me The Worst Thing You Can Do To A Rich Guy Who's Been Coddled All His Life...........

.........is to make him poor. That's what I wish for ALL the Republicans out there. I wish that they are someday forced to live the lives of the people they hate.

So Bush should come back as a poor, gay, non-Christian woman (preferably the child of an illegal alien). Oh, and the kicker of it all? He retains all memory of what he did and believed in his previous life.

If Bush had been born under the same circumstances as Barack Obama, he'd be the guy who runs the Slurpee machine down at 7-11 right now.

[pipi_k]

21. Great suggestions in this thread, but....

it's not gonna be much fun unless he can actually remember his past (actually present) life so he can feel like shit the rest of the next one.


that's the thing that sucks about reincarnation. You hardly ever get to remember past lives.

[Hubert Flottz]

22. If somebody invented dip-shit remover the GOPers would vanish

in short order. Bush would prolly be the first one to abscond. And come back as a blow fly in Raid's R&D lab.