GOP Gov candidate reveals he is more nuts than Beck

[Froward69]

http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894

Bike agenda spins cities toward U.N. control, Maes warns
By Christopher N. Osher
The Denver Post
Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper's policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are "converting Denver into a United Nations community." :wtf:

"This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.

Maes said in a later interview that he once thought the mayor's efforts to promote cycling and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning. Now he realizes "that's exactly the attitude they want you to have." :crazy:

"This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms," Maes said.

http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894

Gone round the bend...
Fucking crazy
Lunatic
off his rocker
Toy short of a happy meal
couple cards short of a full deck
Crazed

WOW simply WOW...
:popcorn: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

if this is the best attack he can come up with against (D) Hickenlooper the Colorado Governor will remain Democratic... Every I mean EVERY Rethug I know is astonished.

[Hawkeye-X]

1. It doesn't matter what Colorado Republicans out-crazy each other

If Xenophobe is already running, then between the R's and the American Constitutional Party, it'll be a split down in the middle, giving John Hickenlooper the WIN.

Say hello to Governor Hickenlooper for the next 4 years. He's a great mayor here in Denver.

[Hawkeye-X]

2. Even that Thug neighbor of yours?

Any more to that story?

[Froward69]

5. dunno I havent been to work or seen him...

he did put up a Tancredo sign on his grass patch last night. (I an sure it is in ribbons or missing today)

[Hawkeye-X]

12. or full of dog poop

I'm sure the fine folks of Capitol Hill will properly "appreciate" the Tancredo sign.

[hatrack]

3. " . . . about 50 supporters . . . "

All you need to know.

[Enrique]

4. beware the Hickenlooper agenda!

[GodlessBiker]

6. A scene from Airplane. Don't turn on the landing lights; that's exactly what they will be expecting.

[Froward69]

7. I think I will ride my bike to work today.

if I see my neighbor, I will tout the "conspiracy".
May even ask him to Join!

:rofl:

[Hawkeye-X]

13. Do use the rent-a-bikes

:D

[gratuitous]

8. Damn! And we'd been so careful

But the uncommon mind of Dan Maes has ferreted out the truth. Like a pig rooting for truffles or a dung beetle spinning his own shit, Dan Maes has discovered the Hidden Bicycle Agenda. Comrades! To your pedals! Back to Havana!

[Froward69]

9. the comments OH read the comments

worth the laughs!!!!

http://neighbors.denverpost.com/viewtopic.php?source=phpbb_art_viewall&p=1534643#p1534643

[CanonRay]

10. Hick will crush either one of these idiots

[Froward69]

11. The Maes people are really reaching for

some damage control...

The ONLY thing I can come up with as to why Maes(R) would say something so stupid is... He knows he will beat Mcinnis(R) yet with Tancredo in the race as the Constitutional... possibly trying to toss votes to Tancredo(C)???

[krispos42]

14. Fluorodation, Mandrake

It's why I only drink grain alchohol and rain water. Commies trying to destroy the purity of my precious bodily fluids. And they gave somebody a second key to the freezer where I keep my frozen strawberries, just to play mind games with me. And somebody ate them! But I'm onto them, Mandrake.

[Froward69]

15. I forgot the PUNCHLINE...

Lance Armstrong is in town announcing a Pro Bike tour of the state...

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_15675961

Armstrong, Ritter announce Colorado elite cycling race

The Quiznos Pro Challenge,

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_15675961

:rofl: :rofl:

[Thav]

16. When did Lance Armstrong join the UN?

Shortly after Ritter? Why are they promoting the islamic socio-communist faschist marxist nazi agenda? Why aren't we giving the rich more tax breaks! They create jobs! Social programs are bad because they take tax breaks away from the rich! Corporations are more awesome than real people! Trickle down economics mean deficits don't matter!

...


I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second. I feel like I need a shower for some reason.

[Initech]

17. Where do we find these idiots?

[HillbillyBob]

18. I had to read through that a few times

and just as tweety mentioned it on tv..

Anyone ever read Robert A. Heinleins' work? His Future History take on things was that we are now in the 'crazy years' and some of the stuff he came up with was very interesting..and prophetic. I have not had time to read the story at the link just this.