Obama African Birth Certificate

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

Source: Globe Magazine

Barack Obama's presidency is illegal! That's what political insiders are saying after a shocking birth certificate from a hospital in Kenya reveals America's Commander-in-Chief was born in Africa! GLOBE has all the explosive details you can't afford to miss!



Read more: http://www.globemagazine.com/story/529

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I have no useful comment. The story says it all. I just wish I could look the other way as I pass the magazines at the grocery store. This one is filed with "Hitler's Brain Discovered Alive".

:hi:

[sinkingfeeling]

1. I thought the Globe picture looked idential to the one that was debunked last year.

[leftofcool]

2. Didn't they run this same shit last year?

[movonne]

3. This is not lastest breaking....

[The_Commonist]

4. It's about as believable as...

...the Sponsored Link:

"iPads for $23.74!"

Yeah, right...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. "The content of this website is not available in your area."

I can has re-host?

[4lbs]

6. Something that gets me about these Obama birth certificate conspiracy theorists.

Umm, what about his mom?

Obviously, if Obama was born outside of the United State, like in Africa, Indonesia, or any other place they claim, then his mother would also have to have been outside of the U.S. as well, right?

After all, we haven't yet medically perfected the ability for a woman to have her baby born in one part of the world while she is in another place.

Thus, Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, would also have to be in Africa, if Obama was born there.

All records show that she was currently enrolled and taking classes in the University of Hawaii. In fact, that's where she met Obama's father, at that university.

Thus, how could Obama's mother have given birth to him in Africa, when she was busy attending classes at the University of Hawaii?

Now, Obama was born in August of 1961. Yes, the University of Hawaii wasn't in session. However, Obama's mother was busy working part-time in Hawaii at the East-West Center during the summer. She didn't do any work or live outside of the U.S. until AFTER Barack Obama was born.

It's a matter of record that Obama's mother was living, working, and attending classes, in Hawaii in 1961.

A month after Obama was born, his mother took him to Seattle as she visited some friends. Surely U.S. Customs would have a record of her flying in from Africa, if she had indeed given birth to Obama in Africa right? Yet, no such record exists since she was never in Africa, ever, in her lifetime.

Nevertheless, a few months later, Barack's mother moved to Seattle and enrolled at the University of Washington. So, Obama spent most of his first two years in Seattle.

I'm not sure, but I think Seattle is part of the United States. ;)

Thus, any person that wants to provide supposed "proof" of Obama's African birth certificate also must provide proof that his mother was living in that place at the time as well wouldn't they?

[spanone]

7. i KNEW it.

[davidinalameda]

8. this is the same "news" source

that keeps talking about Obama's gay affairs

I stick with the National Enquirer

:bounce:

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. Here it is (The REAL birth certificate) !1!1!1!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. Ok, then, this means war

We have to invade Africa, annex Kenya, make it a state. Just so the president we elected is legal.

Where's that red phone? ...

:hi:

[Motown_Johnny]

10. uh oh, those comments go to a moderator. I am betting mine gets censored

Dumb ass Tea baggers

[Loki]

11. Mine too

Don't know why we try, you can't fix stupid.

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. I'm sure that mine did.

Since it was a "thank you" note from Oily Twatz :evilgrin:

[AsahinaKimi]

13. I believe there will come a time

When most magazines read by right wing nuts will be mostly pictures and few words. For example, there will be a photo with the word "BAD!" under it.