Lindsay Lohan's going to jail. HAVE U HEARD?

[Joanne98]

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

We have millions of people sitting on the edge of their seats waiting for news on the unemployment extensions BUT this is way more important!

The only hope for the MSM is to break it up into little tiny pieces using the anti-trust laws. Maybe then we can give some DIVERSITY!

[MineralMan]

1. So, why post about it?

Is it important to you? If not, let it die.

[Cant trust em]

2. Who is this Lindsay Lohan you speak of?

:sarcasm:

[DrDan]

3. not really - I changed the channel when the coverage began

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[golddigger]

5. Yep! I was so excited about it,

I shaved my balls for the occasion.

[piratefish08]

6. this wouldn't even be news, except there hasn't been a new 'Mel' tape for a few days.

[GodlessBiker]

7. Wasn't she the Six Million Dollar Woman?

[L0oniX]

8. I eagerly wait for an update about Strays of Our Lives and As the Stomach Turns.

[SunnySong]

9. As much as I enjoy an episode of sluts behind bars...

(and by the way I do not mean to slut shame. When I was younger and single I often enjoyed the company of sluts.)


I admit I have avoided commercial television news like the plague... precisely for this reason.

[Junkdrawer]

10. Lindsay Lohan gives us an important, uplifting message:

"Be glad you're broke because trailer-trash like you would just get into more trouble with money."


We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.

[HopeHoops]

11. Who? Never heard of her.

:shrug: