Man accused of having sex with a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley

[sixmile]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/07/man_accused_of_having_sex_with_2.html

'Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty.

He is accused of having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley, reports The Miami Herald.

Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.

``She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it,'' he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.

Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.'

[Xipe Totec]

1. what a sick fuck nt

[TwilightGardener]

2. Interesting thing is, the man thought nothing of discussing his man-dog sex life

with his vet. Didn't occur to him that not everybody does this with their dogs. That's what makes this even barfier.

[sixmile]

4. It HAD to be a joke

Noone could be this oblivious...

[TwilightGardener]

5. You'd think so...but then he named her "Christie Brinkley".

[valerief]

3. Wonder if he was an AIG exec. nt

[KamaAina]

6. Santorum was right!

Man on dog!!

:sarcasm:

[JVS]

7. In my day having sex with Christie Brinkley meant something! This guy's actions cheapen...

it for everyone.

[sixmile]

12. Are you Billy Joel?

I knew there were celeb lurkers here on DU!

[JVS]

14. Guilty as charged.

[dana_b]

8. ...

shithead bastard fuckface!! Sorry - I had to get that out. Children and animals. I have no patience for people who abuse either.

[Lilith Velkor]

9. IBTM

and :puke:

[AtomicKitten]

10. Good gawd almighty what a freak.

[Enrique]

11. maybe it was a misunderstanding

maybe he was talking about sex with the other Christie Brinkley.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Was she wearing provocative clothing? Did she say no..and mean it? Was she promiscuous?