I know we're not supposed to give medical advice on DU but mods please, just this once.

[Catshrink]

Mitch McConnell seriously needs some X-Lax.

[GoCubsGo]

1. LOL!!!

I think that could also be said for just about everyone else in his party.

[Solly Mack]

2. Just make sure no one is around him....or they will be buried alive in all that shit.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Before your post, I was going to reply, "And John Boehner right behind him."

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

4. LMAO...well, there are always exceptions.

Give one of them an Ex-lax® and then have a group photo.

[QC]

5. Or a good enema.

[Monique1]

6. :rofl:

:rofl:

[AnArmyVeteran]

7. Hilarious, And to get all the feces out you would have to flood his mouth

[Warpy]

8. No, he needs the GI series cleanout special

He needs magnesium citrate from the top and soapsuds enemas from the bottom.

He's so FOS it's the only thing that will clean him out.

[Catshrink]

11. He's full of something all right.

He and his buds are so cranky they need a lot of help.

[grasswire]

9. I thought he was the ugliest person until I learned he's a polio survivor

....and now I have to bash him for his politics, not his face that may be affected by post-polio syndrome.

[IDemo]

10. A chin transplant, anyway