When a country spends as much on war and war industries as the US, it loses all right to call . . .

[Stinky The Clown]

. . . the government agency that administers such activities the Department of *Defense*.

It is the offense, stupid. he offensive Department of Offense. The Department of Empire. The Department of Threats. The My Dick is Bigger than Your Dick Department.

But "defense"?

Please.

[Bettie]

1. Should be the War department, that is what it was

historically, though I'm not sure when the name was changed.

Should go look that up.
(edited because I forgot to spell check)

[enlightenment]

4. 1949. nt

[opihimoimoi]

2. Where is the DEPT of Brains...? n who da hell is Pat Toomey?

[LWolf]

3. All of those are good.

So is the Department of War.

Whichever we call it, you nailed this part: It's offensive.

[RKP5637]

5. And also maybe the Department of Aggressive Aggression. Oops, I forgot, we're

keeping 'em there so they don't come here. How could I forget.