I saw Cheney's latest hardware on Rachel's show tonight.

[lpbk2713]

It looks like the next specialist Cheney will see at taxpayer expense will be Joe the Plumber. :eyes:

That rig looks like it belongs under a kitchen sink.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It's a blowout valve he borrowed fom BP.

[lpbk2713]

2. So that's how the gusher happened.

Cheney took priority. Now I get it.

[Webster Green]

3. Will he be mobile, or is he plugged in to a wall outlet?

I wonder if he will still be able to get to his Underground Fortress of Doom to torture little children.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I think he needs the 220 volt outlet, like you plug a dryer into.

[PBS Poll-435]

9. Damn

!

:rofl:


:D

[lpbk2713]

5. The doctor that was a guest on Rachel's show ...

said Cheney doesn't even have a pulse any more. It's just a steady flow created by the pump they implanted. He probably has a truckload of fresh batteries standing by a few feet from wherever he may be. Frankly, it sounds like he has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel to me.

[Cleita]

7. He does, and a heart transplant could fix it but...n/t

[Cleita]

6. I thought of my toilet.

I'm serious.

[ashling]

8. My thought was, Cheney's got a sump pump

[lpbk2713]

10. He could have gotten a bilge pump for less than fifty bucks.

But no. Not him. Not as long as the taxpayer was footing the bill. :eyes:

It really won't matter six months from now. He'll be six feet under.

[Occulus]

11. "He's more machine now than man- twisted and evil."

Mea culpa. I just couldn't help myself.