Make up your own rules for GD

[MrScorpio]

Mine:

- Posting while nekkid is for Wednesdays only.

- Putting another DUer on ignore must be accompanied by a corresponding, "Nah nah nah! I can't hear you."

- All insults must be done in Shakespearean form: "Thou art totally wrong, thou fobbing, sheep-biting moldwarp!

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Shakespearean_Insults.html



Add yours to the list

[RandomThoughts]

1. Hows this.

I will smite his noddles.


There is humor in that :)

AC/DC - Thunderstruck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

[femmocrat]

2. Thou must read the entire post, before spouting thy two pence. n/t

[damntexdem]

4. A penny for your thoughts.

What, two pence? Damn inflation!

[SunsetDreams]

24. LOL

[SunsetDreams]

23. ha ha good one

[KonaKane]

3. Those are GREAT!

Thanks for posting. I am getting tired of "douchebag" and all of its derivatives.

[denem]

5. Rule: I am correct. Always. End.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. My Fox News rule

- Douchebags who post "Do we REALLY need to read that here? WHY do you feel the need to post that on DU, even though DU is a political discussion Website, because I choose to not want to see any MENTION of Fox, even though I roam from thread to thread like the little cowardly douchebag that I am, complaining and asking people if it is really necessary to post things I prefer not to see, bringing NOTHING to the discussion other than my complete lack of self-esteem and pitiful control issues"...

...THESE hopeless fucks IMMEDIATELY go on my ignore list. I used to poke their worthless asses with a stick before I said goodbye but my new rule is that I am simply going to put them on ignore.

Then I'm gonna go buy a six pack and visit their MOTHER.

[walldude]

7. Nekkind Wednesdays? Fine.. as long as webcams aren't involved.

I also think there should be a rule that says I am right and everyone has to agree with me. That should make things simple. :evilgrin:

[RC]

19. There's gotta be a free ladies night sometime.

Or better yet free women if they ain't ladies.

[PBS Poll-435]

8. No cutting-up

Especially on circumcision threads.

[pinboy3niner]

9. The first rule of GD is you do not talk about GD...

The second rule of GD is you DO NOT talk about GD... :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

10. Black-soled shoes must not be worn on gymn floor. nt

[Robb]

11. If you have an opinion you feel is "dissenting,"

...and you say as much in the OP, you must apologize after the 50th "hell yeah!" post for pretending your opinions were being oppressed. :D

[SunsetDreams]

27. I'm oppressed!!!

:P

[scarletwoman]

28. It's the violence inherent in the system.

[Dr. Strange]

12. If you don't like one of your old posts...

you should be able to petition to have the username on it changed to "Alan Smithee."

[emulatorloo]

22. Good one! He gets the blame for lots of crap, why not DU's crap? n/t

[Deep13]

13. I before E except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh. nt

[CrownPrinceBandar]

14. You can only post after you've had several stiff drinks...........

that should improve civility, yessiree.:toast:

[MerryBlooms]

17. I'm with you

They don't call it 'Happy Hour', for nothin' yanno. ;-P

[Cetacea]

15. How dare thee toss salad at Ceasar?

[rug]

16. No small dogs allowed.

[Ichingcarpenter]

18. 42

Need I say more?

[SidDithers]

20. Every day is nekkid Wednesday, as far as I'm concerned...

number 2 seems to already be in effect. How many times have we read "Oh, I see Ignored has posted" or "So many Ignoreds in this thread!". I thought the purpose of Ignore was to actually ignore a poster :)

Sid

[slackmaster]

21. Unrec every thread that has the name "Palin" in the title unless it refers to Michael Palin

[SidDithers]

25. Well done...nt

Sid

[Paladin]

31. Nice One, Slack. (n/t)

[Oregone]

26. Every day is 420

Most of the arguments would disappear. New ones would emerge about whether we exist, and if so, hot dogs or hamburgers

[Dr Morbius]

29. Here's a new idea for a rule:

One day a week, let's say Thursday, rec or un-rec posts strictly on the merits of the post, not whether or not one finds the message therein agreeable to one's sensibilities. Just for kicks.

[NYC_SKP]

30. You lost me at "Posting while nekkid is for Wednesdays only.

That would cut my activity down to...

:think:

...about 1/7 of my current activity.

:P

[Robb]

36. And this, ladies and gentlemen,

...is proof that not all knowledge is good to possess. :D

[JNelson6563]

32. Let's see....

Personal matters in the lounge.

Sports reports in the lounge or sports forum.

Health reports on your grandchildren etc. in the lounge.

Local weather reports, in the lounge.

I finally got 1000 posts! threads in the lounge.

Vacation pictures in the lounge.

Threads like this one, in the lounge.

Julie--who comes to DU to read about and discuss politics

[Canuckistanian]

33. Members who say, "Thank God it passed"

Must spend an hour in the moderator's hot tub on a Friday night during primary season.

[Ikonoklast]

35. Only if held underwater for that hour.

[Canuckistanian]

38. Make it so

Any new business?

[Patsy Stone]

34. All circumcision and breastfeeding threads,

along with any threads about someone being required to show someone a receipt for something, will be immediately whisked away to the Really? This Again? Forum.

[nemo137]

39. The Rungeon?

Can we have one of those?

[Patsy Stone]

41. The Rerungeon?

:)

[nemo137]

42. Two wins in one thread.

I raise my glass to you.

[Patsy Stone]

43. Thanks, but...

The second was totally down to you. So: :toast:

[Telly Savalas]

37. Create a new Douchebag Wingnut Forum

as the new home for all posts about the latest offensive bullshit uttered by the like of Beck, Limbaugh, and Malkin.

If I really cared what those idiots thought, I'd go read their websites instead of coming here.

[unkachuck]

40. one nice post per day, max....

[superduperfarleft]

44. Whining about unrec will result in an instant beating. Or banning. Whichever. n/t