••• Stella, the right winger weighs in on Sharon Angle and subhuman Dermacrits •••

[breadandwine]

Oh no! I just received yet another mysterious message from Stella, a right winger from Texas!

She sends me stuff sometimes.

Here's the expanded version:

Here's what she wrote THIS time:

Awl right all youz librul smash mouthes! Listen up! Lemme TRANSLATE fer you what Sharon Angle and the rest of us Tea Partiers say! Yer gonna lose the elecshern all across this here layund cause weez Repooblicans got supm you can only DREAM about - FACT FREE CONFIDENCE! We don't need no STINKIN facts ter make up our minds about NUTHIN! We tea party rednecks and oil lovers in our SUVs have ALREADY won this thing, you Dermacrits have already gone off the cliff of defeat and yer just waitin ta hit bottom! And when we take over we're gettin RID of Social Security and Medicare! Sharon Angle and all us BALL BUSTER REPUBLICANS (can't say that 20 times fast so get USED to it) are gonna open up a can a WHOOP ASS all over you on election day! When Angle said there's a violent right wing revolution comin ifin youz libruls win the elecshern, she was only statin the obvious! Everybody vote Reperblican er else! We got the servers rigged and the right good patriotic Americans YOU call WACK JOBS ready ta storm the voting booth while you libruls is all demoralized and ready ta stay home on elecshern day cause Obamer spent the first two years of his presidency cowering in fear of us SUPERIOR people so you ain't got nobody ta vote fer you and caint get energized! Guess what? We Reperblicans are the energizer reactionaries, ya CAN'T win! I just wanna see yer lousy armadillo faces the day you lose, sayin "Wha hoppin?" Cuz you may have votes BUT WE DO THE COUNTIN! Corporations are people? You better BELIEVE it. We got enough cash floodin inta this here elecshern ta make youz quake in yer boots!

Now. When Sharon Angle says unemployment pays more than an honest job, I kin PROVE it! Ain'tchoo never seen uh illegal MEXICAN workin below minermum wage??? Lower than unemployment right there! MEXICANS work below minermum wage, why don't YOU!? It's time you subhumans got down inta the basement and cleaned the floor like Cinderella!!! Give ta the poverty stricken rich people and someday it'll all trickle down on you. You'll get trickled on!!!

And what about laws against child labor? You got supm against yer kids helpin you clear the dinner table? And what about mothers nursin their babies? Why don't the babies PAY fer that or work fer it? Mothers' milk should NOT be free! Nursing a baby is WELFARE! It's an ENTITLEMENT! And the whole dang family is a COMMUNIST INSTITOOSHUN! I never saw so many lazy little BRATS in all my LIFE! Children! Start sweepin the floor and MUSH! Ayn Rand had it right when she admired the INDIVIDUALITY of serial killers!

Five applicants terday fer every job opening? Get down on yer hands and knees and BEG fer the job! Better yet, if you really want the job, why don't YOU pay yer employer!? Why da they always have ta pay YOU?! Is THAT fair? I. Don't. THINK. So. Back in the good ole days we had SLAVES who worked fer NUTHIN! NUTHIN! Boy are you whiney hiney libruls SPOILED!

And yer all against the Constipyooshun and other great Amererkun documents. Like the Gettysburg Address SAID ---

"Way back 87 years about, our parental units and caregivers brought forth on this here piece of real estate digs, you dig, conceived in free love and dedicated to the proposition of do your own thing. Now we are engaged in a big dust up, a family feud you dig, testing whether I'm gonna be aloud to do whatever the hell I want or are you gonna get on my case? We are on the scene o' this here showdown for to smack you upside the face ifin you don't let me do my own thing. We have come to dedicate this here turf as a hangout for all those who agree with the family feud as they should. But all those who were here doin' the smackin' and the wackin' hung out better than we did so they get first dibs. I'm not sayin' everyone's gonna remember what I'm sayin,' so shut up while I say it some more. That's why I'm just sayin' that in honor of all those who got first dibs everyone OF hangin' out, BY hangin' out and and FOR hangin' out gets ta keep on doin' their own thing. So my free speech to you is if you don't like it shut up."

And what about healthcare? Get up off yer hospital bed and go out and get a job! If cripples can sell pencils on street corners, why can't YOU!?

Spoiling the unemployed? We sure ARE! We are all created equal, BUT SOME OF US ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.

Don't regulate oil companies and industry! They are the king! The South, bein SUPERIOR, got hit with a BP oil spill because OIL IS GOOD FER YOU!!!!!

Sharon Angle is one of our GREAT American women, just like that OTHER gun lover, Sarah Palin. There's Sarah up in Alasker, just mindin her lonesome churnin maple syrup because Alasker is gonna be the REFUGE from the comin RAPTURE. Every OTHER place is ALIEN! So only buy maple syrup from Alasker! Everybody ELSE who sells maple syrup is therefore - uh - a SYRUP ALIEN.

Now THAT is a faithful translation of what Sharon said, STUPID. . . .

VOTE REPUBLICAN.

Sincerely,
Stella, the right winger from Texas.


P.S. -- When are all you librul Dermacrit FUSTER BRAINS gonna admit that fer all yer ejecation (sounds like a dirty word ta ME!) ya ain't got enough ejecation ta know when yer WRONG!

Say yer goin down a road in Texas. Now bein a librul yer probably drivin some wimpy electric veeHICKle. Whatchoo need is a gas guzzler, man an boy, ya stupid poop brain! Varoom! Varoom! Cuz yer too stupid ta figure out whatcher supposed ta do with the gas. Ya put it in yer car, stupid! THAT'S why yer car pooped out! No gas! Now yer stuck on the highway in the middle o' nowhere, no cars around, no food, no water. You SHOULDA prepared yuself a SURVIVAL KIT complete with shotgun buddy. Cuz yer gonna need to whoomp yoself a armadilla and roast that sucker over a fire. And rattlesnake meat like a CIVILIZED person! Listen UP, gator breath! We rerplicuns er comin fer yuz and ain't nothin you kin do about it. Weez gonna ROUND UP you Dermacrits an putsch-a all in concentration camps. We got FEMA concentration camps. You got a problem with that? You think this is some right wing fantasy? No way! It ain't the libruls make the camps! It's us right wing militarists! And weez gonna round you UP! See here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJBxdRIQx7Y

Check out the military veeHICKles in the vid. Does that look like a commie plot to YOU? HELL no! We gonna round UP you Dermacrits and get RID o' you ain't nothin you can do about it! Get rid of unemPLOYED people and you get rid of the economic problem. Cause FASCISM is comin BACK! It can all be blamed on a bio weapon attack. Railroad tracks is the best place ta put a death camp. You better BELIEVE it.

So never mind about the comin elecshern. As Sharon Angle said, if we don't win we're gonna getcha Smith and Wesson style. Got it?

You put unemployment, ferners and fear together and next thing ya know everybody goin Fascist, buddy. Unemployment helps the RIGHT wing, not the leftwing. Just like in that Humphrey Bogart movie, see here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kudKJfS15B0&feature=related

[MiniMe]

1. I think this toon says what needs to be said

[breadandwine]

2. That was certainly a glaring omission of the founders.

Fortunately, the Supreme Court FIXED it........