Sound the depths of a black hole. Please come CAPTION Ms. Hair A'flailin'!!!!

[skip fox]

Hair A'flailin', riding the crest her special emptiness, just finished saying, "Listen if Obama made them drill at 5,000 feet and refused to let them take proper, much less saftey, procedures, it's as if he was at the control of the drill bit itself. . . . Every drop of oil, ladies and gentlemen, has Obama's name on it. . . . What's BP supposed to do anyway?" She shrugs her shoulders: "Try to fight the United States of Obama?"

[calimary]

1. Uh, please tell us, Ms Half-a-Gov, how much brain power is there behind that purty face?

[lob1]

2. Me? I have no brains, but I have balls this big.

[timtom]

3. What a fucking moron !

I do not suffer fools gladly. She grates me.

[Fire1]

4. To the second power!! n/t

[arcadian]

5. The USO?

[Raschel]

6. That's PRESIDENT Obama to you, Palin.

[sarge43]

7. "My hands are blank; so is my brain{sic}" n/t

[Raschel]

8. Attack, attack, attack. Negative, negative, negative. No solutions, no positive.

[theoldman]

9. Quit laughing, one third of the US population believes every word she says.

That comes to about 60 million adults and millions of their indoctrinated kids.

[Ganja Ninja]

12. What's truly mind boggling about that is while she opens her mouth and makes noises

none of it makes any sense. She could be reading the newspaper backward and they wouldn't even notice.

[skip fox]

10. "Listen," Ms. Hair A'flailin' continued, "Maybe we don't have so much to worry about after all.

Think about it, if there was no evolution there can be no so-called 'fossil' fuels, can there? . . . So it stands to reason that God put the all oil there for our use. . . . Now follow me closely: . . . Then logic says it's going to be no big deal . . . because would God put something there that could hurt us? . . . Use your heads, people! . . . . After all," she said shrugging her shoulders, "would I lie to you?",

[benld74]

11. What a Maroon!! What an Idjit!

[Chiyo-chichi]

13. "It's eight of one, half a dozen of the other."

[skip fox]

14. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a verb. Therefore, the words are creative in one sense.

In the other sense the speak the essence of the person, what the person would say it he or she could get away with it.

(Or we create any other joke we can.)

[Stevenmarc]

15. I'm a little Teapot'er

[Rex]

16. Idiot can say whatever she wants to, it only matters to people devoid of common sense.

The other 90% of us know she is full of shit, but the M$M wants to go with her so we just laugh at her ability to fail in public. I think the shrug just proves my point.

[BurtWorm]

17. 'Shoulda drilled halfway and quit. That's my solution. I say quit now, let someone else solve it.'

"Hey, that's worked for me beautiful, and so."

[skip fox]

18. "Don't blame me," Ms. Hair A'flailin' is saying. "I said 'Drill, Baby, Drill,' not

'Spill, Baby, Spill.' . . . You can go back and check the record." She shrugs her shoulders, "So you can't blame it on me."

[Swede]

19. I washed my hands and lost my train of thought.

[Whisp]

20. harumph.

too many here are agreeing with this twit. But they put it in English at least

[skip fox]

22. Agreeing???? The purpose of satire, in this case, is to expose the

person's idiocy, to show her stupidity and blindness. Putting ridiculous words in her mouth (that can almost be believed because of how ridiculous she already is--and thi, too, is part of the joke) is far from agreement if this is what you meant.

[skip fox]

21. Ms. Hair A'flailin' is saying coyly, "Last night I dreamed the Oval Office was stuffed

with twisty straws." And as she shrugs her shoulders she smugly asks, "What do you suppose that means, Mr. Freud?"