Shit! When Cheney finally does go tits up, the President will have to say something nice about him.

[11 Bravo]

That's going to be one tough gig! Where to start? ... He usually remembered to wipe? Nobody he shot in the face ever died? To the best of my knowledge he never had sex with an oil-soaked pelican?
OK, after that, I'm stumped.

[ZombieHorde]

1. President Obama will say he was a patriot during trying times.

He may mention all of the aid the Bush administration gave to various African countries.

[mod mom]

2. at least it won't be under oath.

[Drunken Irishman]

3. He'll probably be president when Bush's library opens, as well...

Which means he'll be there to dedicate it. :o

[nevergiveup]

4. That is easy

Obama needs only to say "Cheney loved his country" and leave it at that. It sounds good but means nothing. So did Hitler.

[Whisp]

5. maybe he can do a Cretien... past PM of Canada when asked about Bush

and what he thought of him, early on in Bush's reign.

to which Cretien said:
He plays good golf.

[Prometheus Bound]

13. LOL

[fascisthunter]

6. well, he may have to for PR's sake

but I don't... fuck em.

[Cronus Protagonist]

7. Dick Cheney now makes his greatest contribution to the world

...he will now demonstrate how entropy works.

[wtmusic]

8. He never crashed a tank into the New York Times building

while drinking crude from Keith Olbermann's skull.

[NNN0LHI]

9. Um, I thought it was customary to bury Vampires face down?

:shrug:

[warren pease]

15. That's after beheading them and driving a stake through their heart...

In Cheeeney's case, though, you'd need a geologist to locate his virtual heart and a skilled stone mason to drive a chisel into such a small target.

wp

[benld74]

10. The word Cheney and the word Tits SHOULD NEVER be used in the same sentence, uh never mind,,,

[thelordofhell]

11. This is why being the President is a tough job

My speech would be two words......

"Fuck 'Em!!"

[spanone]

12. thank the former veep for his torture program and inhumane prisons

[KonaKane]

14. "He will provide great nourishment to the subterranean ecosystem"

possibly adding under his breath "as long as the little worms don't try to eat through his plastic heart and get food poisoning".

[DCBob]

16. He served his party well..

that's it.

[Vinca]

17. Now that would be a tough gig.

"Nobody he shot in the face ever died.":rofl:

[hobbit709]

18. From the Greeks

τὸν τεθνηκóτα μὴ κακολογεῖν