I apologize for you not understanding me. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

[givemebackmycountry]

1. I understand you perfectly.

And I agree with whatever it was that I wasn't supposed to understand.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. My name is Joe Barton. n/t

[Lone_Star_Dem]

3. Apology accepted.

Even if I don't understand why your apologizing. Wait, but that's the point of the OP, right?

Oh, wicked clever!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Please don't misconstruct me.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. I see what you're up to. This is just another one of those 20 billion word shakedowns

Of which 99.9% of them will be misused, or is that misunderestimated?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Don't get all slush fundy on me now.

[bluesbassman]

5. I know you said what I thought you believed you said.

But how can I believe what you've miscontructed if I don't understand it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. I apologize for this misconstrue...er ...deconstruct ....errr

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Dear BP, I apologize for you fucking up the Gulf.

Love,

Joe Barton of the first proportion.

[Toucano]

9. Fine. Just stop with all the shakedowns already! n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. shake it, shake it, Sugaree

Love,

Jerry Garcia of the first proportion

[katanalori]

12. I am now

retracting my non-apology, and I apologize for my own irretractable confusion.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. I take full responsibility for your confusion.

I apologize in the first proportion.

[Bluebear]

14. Could you please reconstruct that and then misconstrue and deconstruct?

Thank you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. No, thank YOU! In the first proportion!

[Dr. Strange]

15. I don't understand what you're saying.

Sorry.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. I apologize for you being sorry.

Now excuse me, I have to phone Tony Hayward to say I'm sorry.

[meow mix]

18. im sorry your mis-constructing..

i dont understand why people cannot construct the correct message out of my words. wth!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Listen, I already apologized to BP. Please don't de-instruct me.