Thoughts on boob jobs and sailing . . .

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

And we wonder why we're so fucked.

Hah!

Christ almighty, just release another Apple product, would you? We have no idea what suffering is.

Go World Cup soccer!

I like my cynicism on the rocks--shaken, not stirred.

Newsweek.

Hair cuts.

And I feel fine . . .

[Blue-Jay]

1. I think I know why your liver hurts.

I like pie.

Spy Magazine

Stop looking at me!

Does this mole look cancerous?

Check out my latest movie review.

Gray pubic hair.

Leo Sayer.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Magnets, how do they work?

I accidently the whole thing.

Mainly because half the people I was with believed it at the time.

Sea Monkey's got my wallet.

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs

the fuck?

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

3. My outraged homage to Dylan and REM.

I wish I had signs to hold.

And fast beats.

Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

I look at my boat,
see the mast gently creaking

While Palin's boob job gently greets

I look at the oil,
see the sea birds flapping weakly

While Palin's boob job gently greets

I don't whyyyyyyy
Fox has to notice,
DU's POTUS grins.

(Apologies to George Harrison--"While my Guitar Gently Weeps" for those of you not taking extra calcium for bone strength).

What do you think about the new 4G? Did you get the new IPad.

Sorry, Jesus.

[KittyWampus]

5. I don't think Jesus was an iPad sort of guy.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

7. Probably not.

Water into wine trumps Ipad every day but strict fast days.

[htuttle]

4. The subconscious dialogue of our species is not a pretty sight

AND NOW IT'S IN HIGH DEFINITION!

[Blue-Jay]

6. My nan eats beets.

I prefer 8mm home movies.

There are wax worms hiding around the corner

Dirty screw! Gimme back my toothbrush shank!

Organic horse crap.

Be courageous.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

8. While your post is gibberish,

I'm happy to hear nan eats beets.

My posts in this thread are perfectly clear and relevant to the days' inanities.

Just ask the walrus.