Alvin Greene once punched a hole in a cow, just to look down the road

[MrScorpio]

When God has sex, he screams, "Oh Alvin Greene!"

When you place a phonograph needle on Alvin Greene's left nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' PET SOUNDS.

Alvin Greene's poop is considered legal tender in Argentina.

If you mention Alvin Greene's name in any liquor store, they'll hand you a winning lotto ticket from the "Secret Stash".

Death by Alvin Greene in an approved euthanasia method in most European countries.

[ProgressiveVictory]

1. this guy is a dumb ass

[MrScorpio]

5. You obviously don't understand the immense power of Alvin Greene

The Jaws of Life were designed from a schematic of his right bicep.

[ProgressiveVictory]

8. He is not going to win anything else from here on out

[MrScorpio]

11. When Alvin Greene plays Monopoly, he uses real buildings. n/t

[Subdivisions]

12. Alvin Greene does not need to win...

Because everyone else are losers.

[ProgressiveVictory]

15. doesn't this say something bad about the people who voted for him?

[Subdivisions]

16. Perhaps you're at a disadvantage and are not aware that this entire

thread is a satircal spoof of the Dos Equis Beer commercials at the expense of hapless SC Dem Senate candidate Alvin Greene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0

[ProgressiveVictory]

17. your are correct. did not see that one yet. thanks lol

[Subdivisions]

2. And Alvin Greene

only drinks Dos XX Beer.

[SidDithers]

3. Alvin Greene once got Blackjack with only one card....nt

Sid

[old mark]

26. The 21 of Clubs....nt

[NoPasaran]

4. Alvin Greene once shot a tiger in his pajamas

What the tiger was doing in Alvin Greene's pajamas is unclear.

[jobycom]

6. Alvin Greene once made a lump of coal... from a diamond. nt

[JuniperLea]

7. The World's Most Interesting Man worships the ground Alvin Greene walks on...

[asdjrocky]

9. Son of Lee Mercer, all 3.

[jobycom]

10. Alvin Greene has admitted NOT having an affair with Nikki Haley. nt

[Forrest Greene]

13. Alvin Greene Is

...no relative of mine.

[KittyWampus]

14. hahaha! thanks for the lol

[golddigger]

18. Alvin Greene will rock your world

while you are sleeping.

[underpants]

19. Alvin Greene is so fast

he can turn off the light and be in bed before it gets dark

[underpants]

20. Alvin Greene once made love to a Greek woman

in Portugese

[MrScorpio]

21. Alvin Greene's last will and testament reads, "You wish."

An Italian operetta was once scored based on the melody emitted from one of Alvin Greene's farts. The music was so beautiful, it impelled the Pope to immediately canonized him.

Alvin Greene doesn't do the dishes. His stare alone washes them clean.

[Scurrilous]

22. LOL

:thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

23. Alvin Greene can write Latin in one hand.... and Greek simultaneously, in the very same hand nt

[jobycom]

24. Alvin Greene worked out Coca Cola's secret formula after only one sip. nt

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

25. Newton's Third Law is wrong

Although it states that for each action there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Alvin Greene.


When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds," he was not referring to the atomic bomb, he was referring to the Alvin Greene Halloween costume he was wearing.