If w cheated on laura, would his cult followers forgive or impeach him?

[Philosoraptor]

I know, I know, our sexless president will never cheat on laura the frigid, but I guess my question is a ridiculous one, just making the point that they've already forgiven him for his many lies and war crimes and tyrannies, would they be so forgiving if he'd gotten a covert hummer?

I just love silly questions.

[Bonhomme Richard]

1. They would be convinced she was a hidden liberal...........

planted close to him and got what she deserved.

[ComerPerro]

39. I was gonna say something to that effect. They would blame Laura

[madame defarge]

2. Forgive & forget...

Just like the DUI & cocaine. Besides, I'll bet that many of those loyal followers are equally guilty of adultery.

[liberal N proud]

3. They would just tell you it endears him to the people

That he is only human.
It would really be funny if he got caught cheating with Jeff Gannon. The fundies would have a hell of a time managing that in their tiny little minds

[Solly Mack]

4. If he divorced her and married his lover, all would be forgiven

See - it's OK to cheat as long as you're cheating with your next one true love. Haven't you noticed that?

Cheat, divorce, marry your lover , repeat...

[Philosoraptor]

5. Just DON'T lie under oath about it.

[Solly Mack]

11. Hillary did stay with Bill...which is unforgivable it seems.

[tularetom]

6. I don't know about them but my opinion of him would go up

for findin a better place to stick his lil weenie.

[havocmom]

7. Nah, the enablers would point out how the twins were conceived

and decide Laura went first by letting that instrument into her ;)

[rasputin1952]

30. Do you mean the turkey baster?...

:rofl:

[havocmom]

32. Full name: the turkey baster that did the job when chimp failed

Glad I made you laugh. It's good for us to laugh.

[rasputin1952]

34. Yes indeed, it is always good to laugh...well, maybe not at

funerals or weddings, diasters or travasties...but I guess just about everything else is w/in limits...:D

[havocmom]

35. Had a dead guy play a joke on me at his funeral

It was funny.

[rasputin1952]

48. Ack...those type just never learn to just lay back and give

it a rest...;)

[deutsey]

8. They would blame our allegedly promiscuous liberal culture, of course

[ComerPerro]

40. well, you know this would be Bill Clinton's fault, right?

[Decruiter]

57. Huh

[bryant69]

9. Anything Bush has done or will do is further proof of Democrat Malfience

It's simple once you figure out the formula. "The real story here isn't Bush shooting a man in cold blood and then eating him with Fava beans. The real story is the Democrats rush to politicize this tragedy!"

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[hippiechick]

10. Manly men Republics are allowed to cheat -

-- it shows how macho they are. :puke:

Unless of course they get caught cheating with someone of the male persuasion. Then they need to be healed, repent, and they'll be acceptable again.


:eyes:

[Philosoraptor]

13. Rehab for gay, caught red handed republicans

[rasputin1952]

31. LOL...Kind of seems that way doesn't it...always passing the

buck, looking for satan's influence, or just plain lying like dogs, they just NEVER own up to anything; and then wonder why citizens get pissed...:eyes:

[paparush]

12. In the Christo-Fascist circles - Women are to blame for man's fall from grace

So, Georgie would be cast as the victim.

[Philosoraptor]

14. Burqas prevent blow jobs.

[paparush]

27. The Christian Taliban should take notes...

[MountainLaurel]

38. Exactly, they'd blame Laura

After all, if she had been doing her Christian duty as a wife, he wouldn't have needed to go elsewhere.

:sarcasm:

[Kerrytravelers]

15. They would deny it even happened and blame the "liberal media" for reporting such a lie.

[Ganja Ninja]

47. Exactly.

They would close their eyes and plug their ears and hum loudly. Then blame the media for invading little George's privacy. When all that failed they would fall back on the old "but Clinton did it" excuse.

[Kerrytravelers]

49. You hit the nail squarely on the head. It's amazing how transparent they are.

[Javaman]

16. What do you mean if? victor ashe. nt

[Philosoraptor]

17. The president likes boys?!?!!!111

Figgers.

[Javaman]

24. Google is your friend. nt

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

46. I read somewhere that the Secret Service were getting pissed with all of

Victor's visits! Shrub must have tired of him though as he made him Ambassador to Poland. Or, perhaps, it was getting too dangerous to have Victor in the same country????

[Javaman]

53. Maybe that's why he doesn't want to forget about Polands LOL nt

[Coyote_Bandit]

18. Ewwwwwwwwww!

How could any woman do THAT?!?

Must wash brain.

[Arkansas Granny]

26. I know a few patriotic women who would do it if it got him impeached.

Think of the sacrifice they are willing to make for humanity. Brave souls.

[Philosoraptor]

28. Her face would be on Mt. Rushmore.

I'd call her Lady Liberty.

[Fridays Child]

19. They'd either refuse to believe it or claim he did it to keep them safe.

They are THAT delusional.

[William769]

20. He would repent and all would be forgiven.

Some people take repentance to the extreme.

[thunder35]

21. forgive

[guitar man]

22. they don't mind

that their hero Rush Limpbone is a drug addicted needle freak, why should a little philandering bother them :shrug:

[ThomWV]

23. Spreading the Divine Seed! What's Wrong With That

The man speaks to God, he can do no wrong.

[sickinohio]

25. I think he does cheat on Pickles

with Kindasleezy Rice. Just wish the reporters would report it.

[Rob H.]

29. Not only would they forgive him,

they'd say that adultery is now perfectly acceptable. "You mean you don't cheat on your spouse? Why do you hate America?!"

[Rosemary2205]

33. GW could rape a goat in front of kids and be forgiven by the RW.

If the mass murder of innocent Iraqi people, torture of innocents, etc etc didn't turn them away from Bush then nothing will. Adultery would be meaningless.

[Feron]

36. Sadly

They would probably just call the rape a 'fraternity prank'. har har

Seriously though, I've met some apologists that can find no fault in anything that he does. It's amazing (and scary) how some people get so caught up in an identity that they are willing to excuse any behavior that may reflect badly upon the group.

[Cabcere]

37. Scary, disturbing, and probably very, very true.

:scared: :puke: He really can do no wrong in the eyes of the backwash demographic. :scared:

[Madspirit]

41. They would blame her and sympathize with him.

Before she married Chimpy she was a Eugene McCarthy supporting Democrat. She even worked on his campaign. The RWers would just say her liberalism resurfaced.

It probably takes a real toll to sell your soul. Maybe it is resurfacing. Maybe she is sick up to her ears with his shit.

It would just make me gleeful if she came back to our side and wrote a nice big fat juicy tell-all book...mwahahaha. Problem is, they would probably have her killed.
Lee

[porphyrian]

42. Are you talking about him cheating with a Black man or a White man? - n/t

[JackBeck]

43. They would forgive him, then blame the liberal New York Times for reporting it in the first place.

[Zavulon]

44. Anyone still following that psychotic fuckhead would not be swayed by infidelity if

killing thousands of civilians didn't sway these followers already. It's only when Clinton cheated was infidelity a problem.

[Zavulon]

45. Anyone still following that psychotic fuckhead would not be swayed by infidelity if

killing thousands of civilians didn't sway these followers already. It's only when Clinton cheated was infidelity a problem.

[earth mom]

50. Condi already said * is her husband & Jeff Gannon visited the WH hundreds of times...

and the thugs did NOT bat an eye.

ALL the thugs care about is money-everything else is a diversion or distraction from that very fact. :puke:

[madinmaryland]

51. They would say two things.

1.) It was a youthful indiscretion and move along now.
2.) Clinton did it!!1!! ITS CLINTONS FAULT!!1!!

[windy252]

52. I say yes

They have a real double-standard for Republicans vs. Democrats. Bush hasn't gotten away with things they wouldn't have let Clinton even get close to.

[Warren DeMontague]

54. I've said before: The ONLY thing that guy could do that would lose the "base" would be to put

someone pro-choice on the Supreme Court.

Anything -and I mean ANYTHING- else is gravy.

[RB TexLa]

55. Hopefully everyone would realize it's not any of our business

[Saphire]

56. Those people think he's John Wayne, fre cris sake! It would only

make those loonies love him more.