The freepers' "Elton John Performs for Limbaugh Wedding" thread, 100% free of ignorance & homophobia

[Amerigo Vespucci]

To: SeekAndFind

Sanitize the piano keyboard,burn the microphone.Can’t be too careful.

6 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:56:15 PM by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)

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To: SeekAndFind

I get why Elton did it—he needs to cash, the fool has bankrupted himself.

Now how is he going to claim any libtard cred with his pukey little pals?

Rush scores again.

11 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:58:40 PM by jazminerose

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To: newfreep

“”elton the tiny flaming dancer”

LOL. I always tag articles about Sir Elton with the keyword “not a tiny dancer”.

14 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:00:10 PM by OwenKellogg (Don't Tread on Me)

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To: SeekAndFind

Windex the piano and don’t drink out of his glass.

16 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:00:41 PM by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)

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To: bikerman

For a million dollars, Elton John would probably even have sex with a woman.

23 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:02:34 PM by airborne (Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)

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To: SeekAndFind

I’m about as conservative as you get.

I would love to have Elton John singing at my event.

4 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 1:54:33 PM by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)

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To: netmilsmom

Not me!

There are plenty of STRAIGHT MEN, DRUG FREE and CONSERVATIVE MEN available to do what Elton John did.

31 posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 2:04:18 PM by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)

[pepperbear]

1. damn! and I hoped against hope it was for real! :)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. One of their "pinned" links that's always at the top of their page is...

..."HomosexualAgenda"

Here's the full list, for busy freeps who want to get right into the most important discussions without wasting any time. They have THREE teabagger links, because hey...why have only one and run the risk that someone might miss it:

Prayer
SCOTUS
KaganTruthFile
ProLife
BangList
Aliens
StatesRights
WOT
HomosexualAgenda
GlobalWarming
Corruption
Taxes
Congress
Elections
Obama
NaturalBornCitizen
ACORN
TalkRadio
CopyrightList
Rally
WalterReed
TeaParty
TeaPartyExpress
TeaPartyRebellion
FreeperBookClub
Donate

:rofl:

:toast:

[Divine Discontent]

2. notice they don't get it - Rushy Pigman hired the most well known flamboyant GAY entertainer ever

for his most "sacred" of events in his life.

They can't see past their own blind hate to realize Rush could care less about the SHIT (and it is SSSSHHHHIIIITTTT) he blurbs on his show, and is just using these fools for their hatred.

I guessed 500K, since Elton probably flew down from Atlanta, but obviously, he goes for a million as the stories now report. I cannot imagine wasting that much money on a 30 minute performance, but whatever, at least Rush used the money for one of his proclivities.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. One of the comments I didn't post...

...speculated that he hired Elton to "prove" that he wasn't homophobic, thereby DEFEATING liberals who might label him as such.

Another thought that maybe his bride-to-be is an Elton John fan.

I think it's probably the second one.

Then again, look at the media buzz that surrounded it...whatever he paid for the performance, he got that back and more in free publicity. He may be a bloated, drug-addled loudmouth, but when it comes to making money, he's not stupid.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Divine Discontent]

6. yep, thought about the beard liking Elton. Regardless, it's comical to even make one insult about

Gay Rights now anytime in his future when he paid a million bucks for the most well known gay person to sing at his vows before God, well, actually it'd make him a big ol' raging hypocrite... nothing he's not used to, right Amerigo?! ha


:toast:

[pipi_k]

12. The only possible way this could have been better would have been if

Rush had also hired RuPaul to sing, and had the band/DJ play songs done by Disco Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes


Gotta love it

:7

[WillParkinson]

5. "STRAIGHT MEN, DRUG FREE and CONSERVATIVE MEN"

Yes, because Mr. Limbaugh fills all those criteria.

[KonaKane]

7. Looks like Elton John has managed to get hated on FR AND DU.

Not many people accomplish that.

[old mark]

8. I wonder if Rush tried on a few of Elton's old stage costumes...

Photo shop anyone?


mark

[Angry Dragon]

9. rush limbaugh issues statement

"I love gays, and you too could love gays as much as I do if you had as much money as I have made off of you idiots"

[spanone]

10. men with little dicks who are secretly attracted to other men with little dicks

[HughBeaumont]

11. "Sanitize the piano keyboard,burn the microphone."

Yes, because "teh geigh" is a communicable disease, Farmer Dickstroker.

Just when you think freepers can't amaze and astound you any more, they just go and RAISE that bar. HOTCha!

[AnArmyVeteran]

13. I guess two prostitutes were at that wedding