Spank thee well a Saturday. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck "thinking":

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is doing something that vaguely passes for thought: "Ah ha! She's trying to bait me. . . . She said it would be a fair interview and now she using facts!"

[no_hypocrisy]

1. I raise you $100,000 . . . . (Don't fold, go ahead and raise it again, I'm bluffing).

[Bitwit1234]

2. "I know I look just like the a**hole I am"

[Catshrink]

3. "You're drinking coffee? Hitler drank coffee. You're a NAZI!"

[skip fox]

4. "Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand.

Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand.Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand. Always pretend an upper hand."

(Head Wreck's mind exercise for all social occasions.)

[skip fox]

8. "Always visualize your interviewer dying, almost dead. Etc."

:)

[Urban Prairie]

5. My damned migraine headaches just won't go away!!

Maybe I should have worn that tight helmet with the drool cup that mommy gave me after all, to protect me from getting smacked upside my head by those red rubber balls, that the neighborhood bullies whipped at me when I was a teenager...

[Catshrink]

6. "Shhh! Be quiet! I can't hear the voices in my head."

[skip fox]

7. "They were telling me important things. . . like how to be humble . . . even if you are

the Second Coming. . . like how to squash my enemies . . . or how to rule this stupid coury one day . . . soon . . . yes, they were saying 'Soon, soon, soon, . . . just cool your heels for another couple weeks, Beck, and . . .' and that's when you assholes got too loud to pay attention."

[AsahinaKimi]

9. Piggy !

"whyyyyyyyyy I love you piggy...!!!!!!!"

oh wait, that was Gir...

Nevermind..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vILJ-QlKrPI

[KonaKane]

10. Is that a Quaker Oats flake under his lip?

.

[skip fox]

11. It's the wart that serves as his brain, when his is at the laundry. (And he lost

the ticket for it 15 years ago.)

[foxfeet]

12. "Did that fart have a lump in it?"

[krispos42]

13. "Squirrel!" n/t

[unhappycamper]

17. lol

:hi:

[LawnKorn]

14. When my powerful masters are in charge, all of this will change

[WCGreen]

15. All I ever think about when I see him....

Is Rolf from Sound of Music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VydLmPZVejE

Remember he sold them all out at the end of the movie...

[Hubert Flottz]

16. "I know I have this big white headed zit under my bottom lip but

I want to see if she will notice my pimple and maybe she'll squeeze it for me, like my mommy would. I miss my mommy really bad sometimes. The only woman who ever really liked me. She always called me her "little chia headed babykins." Mommy would have loved Viagra"