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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:12 AM
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Darwin proved right, again.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_ACCIDENTAL_SHOOTING?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT


Headline: Man shoot self in testicles.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:18 AM
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1. Biggest blow job ever nt
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:19 AM
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2. Man shoot self in testicles.
Has brilliant future as soprano.
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:29 AM
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3. I'll give you my gun when you take it from my cold, dead testicles.
Isn't that what the dead Charlton Heston said?

Or was it? 'You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 09:52 AM
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9. No, that wasn't it...
Edited on Thu Jun-03-10 09:52 AM by Javaman
It was, "get your filthy paws off me, you stinking testicles!".

:rofl:
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:30 AM
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4. Doesn't count.
He didn't kill himself. Perhaps an Honorable Mention?
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 06:52 AM
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5. Ah, but he limited his ability to procreate. That should count.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 07:05 AM
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6. If he removed himself from the gene pool I'd say he qualifies.
If he has a remaining ability to spread whatever defective gene caused him to be such a twit, then an honorable mention is in order.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 07:14 AM
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7. Counts
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules

Dead or sterile, stupid gives points, too.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-03-10 08:01 AM
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8. the Lounge has given this the Lounge treatment
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9383729&mesg_id=9383729
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