Tune out a Tuesday by giving ol' Head Wreck a secret CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

Putting his finger to his lips, Head Wreck is saying: "Shhh. . . . I gotta little secret . . . I stopped taking my anti-psychotics last week . . . (chuckling under his breath) and I've never felt better in my life!!!!. . . . Last night I figured out how to cure cancer using items commonly found in an ordinary kitchen . . . and today I'm working on cloning mammals with gills . . . Think of the possibilities!!! Atlantis here we come!!! . . . And tomorrow I'm gonna . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[skip fox]

1. "Shhh! . . . I gotta inside track on the best investment value in America today . . .

And you'll never believe what it is. . . . I'm gonna let you in on it right after a word from my distinguished sponsors: Goldline! . . . So don't go away!"

[pinboy3niner]

2. "Shhh--I don't have a CLUE what I'm talking about, but they're paying me BIG BUCKS...

to spew this garbage. Keep that under your hat--I don't want to derail this gravy train. Gotta run--so many children to mock, so little time...."

[skip fox]

3. "Shh! . . . I've got my silk panties on today."

[skip fox]

4. Oh, DU, . . . How do you expect to get to heaven if you don't CAPTION!!!!

[pinboy3niner]

5. It's just hard to compete with you, Skip

You set the bar high.

:toast:

[skip fox]

6. So nice of you to say, but there's a secret . . .

I pray to the Angel of CAPTIONS briefly before I start typing away.

(Seriously, one does it by doing it.)