The ULTIMATE plot theory re: the "spill" with a nod to "Mission: Impossible"

[PCIntern]

Good morning Mr. Phelps: all during the runup to the Bush (S)election, there was a cover story that governor Bush had been involved in oil exploration but had come up dry and was a failure. This turns out to be far from the truth. In fact, he is the secret genius of the Bush family who serendipitously found the largest deposit of oil in Texas, met with his father, Richard Cheney, and other high-ranking Yale graduates, and a secret group of workers employed by the Halliburton Company began building the pipeline from Texas under the Gulf Several meetings with British Prime Minister Tony Blair were convened to arrange for his country's BP to drill at the exact spot where the pipeline ended, and stage and explosive blow-out, which 'conveniently' killed the remaining Halliburton workers so no one would be left to tell the tale. They're pumping millions of gallons of oil from Texas into the Gulf, and laughing about it while in an undisclosed location. The purpose of this enterprise is to undermine the Barack Obama Administration, and arrange for the Republican Party to take back the two Houses of Congress and eventually, the Presidency.

It is known in high-ranking Republican circles that Bush Junior was actually the brains behind the entire operation of the Bush Sr. Presidency, even coming in to fire that Chief of Staff Sununu when he threatened to reveal what he knew. And then he ran for President, and eked out a 'victory' and was 're-elected', again figuring out a way to capture Ohio. This gentleman, as it turns out, is the Michael Corleone of the Bush family and he is to be underestimated at your peril.

Your job, should you decide to accept it, is to expose the plot to the American people and enusre that these individuals stand trial. Should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, Secretary Kissinger will diavow any notion of your existence.

Good luck, Jim...this tape will self-destruct in ten seconds...

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(Hey, they do this kind of thing in James Bond movies every other year - hollowed-out mountain, undersea utopia, amazingly intricate model of Fort Knox, created simply to show it to hoods before they're killed, etc.)