Sarah Palin's Speaking Demands

[joeybee12]

Sarah Palin's Speaking DemandsA draft contract containing details about Sarah Palin's speaking fee and requirements was obtained by California State University, Stanislaus, students who claim they found the document in a Dumpster. Here are some of her demands:

Hotel room must have a "moose couture" styling to it

Most recent copy of all newspapers

Children's caretaker must be of Korean ethnicity or higher

50-gallon aquarium containing a minimum of eight piranhas that haven't been fed in a week and a bucket of ducks

If the name of the speaking venue exceeds four syllables, then it must be temporarily changed to "Thompson Hall"

Book of word searches and package of string cheese for Todd

Extra red clothing just in case something happens to her other red clothing

Dressing-room lighting fixtures must be equipped with non-efficient bulbs

Palin must have "five (5) black pillar candles of 13" in length and 3" in circumference, one (1) stone altar of Baphomet, one (1) obsidian dagger, and one (1) baby delivered to her dressing area no less than two hours prior to her speech"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sarah-palins-speaking-demands,17287/

[CarlaLevin]

1. I was with it -

- all the way up to "cuntiness" of voice. I am all for ridicule of the ridiculous but this gets close to mysoginy.

[joeybee12]

2. That's the Onion for you...

I just put it there, I don't edit. It's a little over the top, probably off-limits for most women, but not this sub-human quitter.

[hlthe2b]

3. I wish they hadn't used that word, but the point is a valid one..

The dripping venom that forms her shrieking-delivered messaage is certainly a part of her "essence."

[joeybee12]

4. Yeah, it made me cringe a bit seeing that...

...still, I won't defend her against any attacks whatsoever...she deserves all the vile heaped upon her.

[joeybee12]

5. hated to do it, but I took it out...

...figured it might get locked and it's too funny not to have people see it.

[CarlaLevin]

6. Well, I surely did not mean to force an edit!

Just one person's opinion and didn't think it was anything that had to be censored and I agree it is funny and should be seen

[Raschel]

7. And ten Bumpits