Freak out on a Friday. Come CAPTION this white supremacist in battlerut.

[skip fox]

This concerned young man is calmly puttng forth his case: "Mud people!!! Scum!!! Human spam!!!!! Souless grubbers and monkey c*nts!!!! Bastard brood of rutting grunts!!!! Foreign spawn!!!! 'Speakee English , f*ckee? No speakee English, no livey here, bitch!!!!' Pole hoppers!!! Turd-f*ckers!!!! And what's more . . ." (and on and on and on).

[fascisthunter]

1. Angry about nothing at all... what a waste of a life

[hobbit709]

2. There's a cure for that

It was applied at Nuremberg in 1947.

[The_Commonist]

3. Somebody's Mommy didn't give him enough hugs.

And he wasn't a good enough guitar player for that punk band he wanted to join in high school.

He's been pissed ever since...

[WeDidIt]

4. They're not racists, they're just Libertarians. n/t

[NYC_SKP]

5. "HATE: Apply Directly to The Forehead."

I have the feeling that there's nothing inside this person, no heart, no brain, nothing worth saving.

And that is sad.

[paparush]

6. RAND PAUL! RAND PAUL!

[Mopar151]

7. It takes a REAL MAN

"to know his cause is completely fucked! Join, me, join me today in jumping off the nearest available structure, and put an end to our waste of the planet's resources! Every one of our shaven heads, every face masked in shame for what we have become, represents 67 cubic feet of oxygen wasted by our breath, and poisioned by our words! Jump!"

"When the shit comes down, how you gonna go? Flat down on the pavement, or sittin in det' row?" (with apoligies to the Clash, from Guns of Brixton)
Let me know where to collect the prize for the caption contest....

[Deep13]

8. "Taxi!" nt

[Johonny]

9. He must not watch Glenn Beck or he'd know Obama is just like hitler

[beam me up scottie]

10. Behind him slightly to the left, wtf is wrong with that dude's head?

His sunglasses make him look like a borg.

[Deep13]

21. wondering that myself. nt

[lonestarnot]

11. Rand Paul?

[tomm2thumbs]

12. If you 'sieg heil' with a bent thumb, it means you aren't a real nazi - not by nazi standards

sorry, but that's the rule. You have to turn in your nazi badge and go back home and watch cartoons now

[Deep13]

22. *Sigh* Todays Nazis just aren't measuring up.

The Fuhrer would be disappointed. :(

[The Damned]

13. "Oh! Oh! Mrs. Greely! I know this!"

[skip fox]

14. "Hitler said, 'Kill them all and let God sort them out!' . . . He was basically a religous man!!!"

:)

[Arkana]

15. "I'm human garbage and should be euthanized for the betterment of the human race!"

[bullwinkle428]

16. I pledge allegiance to Rand Paul, and the Corporate States of America!

[skip fox]

17. "There's not enough hate in this world!!!!"

[Deep13]

18. My arm is HUGE! nt

[Deep13]

19. "Can I PLEASE get some shirt over here?!" nt

[Initech]

20. The Basterds ought to be showing up any minute.