Will Bush multi-task in the Queen's presence tonight (talk while chewing food)?

[jean]

What a shame c-span won't be on the scene to record bush at the state dinner tonight. Do you remember him talking smack(ing) with Tony Blair at the G8 Summit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1D8sTT17LA&mode=related&search=

[HereSince1628]

1. yes, and all whilst giving his peer a shoulder rub.

Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Really, I'm series!11!

[Blackhatjack]

2. Maybe He Can Followup On His Last Question To The Queen ....

I am the black sheep of my family, who is the black sheep of yours?
Last time the Queen reportedly replied 'None of your business'. (paraphrased).

[Donnachaidh]

3. oh you KNOW he will!

Let's just hope he doesn't rip a huge belch or try to grope the Queen's neck. He's SUCh a frigging embarrassment. :puke:

[AndyA]

4. I'm pretty sure he will be spewing forth farts while visiting with the Queen.

I've heard he thinks thats very funny. Silent deadly ones of an undetermined origin.

Of course, everyone knows he likes to do this, so it's really no secret.

I'm embarrassed for America.

[LiberalFighter]

5. Someone needs to do him first.

I would suggest the most foul smelling liquid in a plastic bag inserted into a stuffed pork chop for example. When he cuts into the pork chop the plastic bag is opened and releases the stench from the liquid.

[kestrel91316]

8. Perhaps butyric acid.

[Divernan]

6. I'd like to watch a live broadcast of this state dinner.

I don't watch any of W's press conferences/speeches on TV. Reading them later is upsetting enough without having to listen to his arrogant voice or watching the smirks. But I'd like the country to see the white tie entertaining while tens of thousands of our soldiers, and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have little or no potable water, food, medical supplies, etc.

Is an annotated guest list available anywhere? I'd be interested in how many Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Corporate Whatevers, and/or Bush big donors are there - versus Dem leaders, former presidents, representative Americans, etc.

[kestrel91316]

9. Betcha there are few if an;y Dems invited. All the pomp and good food

and expensive champagne is for Bushco and friends only.

[Christa]

7. Remember when his daddy

Puked at a state dinner?

What a glorious example for the shrub to follow.

[Seabiscuit]

10. Maybe he'll do his best Lieutenant Frank Drebin impersonation

from Leslie Nielsen's "Naked Gun".

Naah... that would be too loveable of him.