What should Iraq's national motto be?

[ck4829]

"Iraq - Love the cesspool or leave it"

"Population - 28,000,000. No wait, 27,000,000, now it's 26,000,000"

"Ever wanted to reenact the Civil War? Here, you can actually fight in it"

[valerief]

1. A Rack is hard for Americans to resist. nt

[pinto]

2. Sadly.... "What the fuck?".... seems appropriate.

[GainesT1958]

3. "We love our land...

"We wish there were three of them"!:eyes:

B-)

[Adsos Letter]

4. "Deus lo Volt"...Oh, wait...I think that has become our national motto...nt

[Gregorian]

5. We died for your sins.

[Breeze54]

6. "Live Free Or Die"

Wait, that's New Hampshire's.

Hmmmm...

Get the hell out! It's OUR country!

[Gregorian]

7. Our blood. Your car.

[Gregorian]

8. I love what you do for me - Iraq!

I love what you do for me - Toyota!

[Gregorian]

9. Have you driven Iraq lately?

Iraq- The Beauty of All-Wheel Drive

[Gregorian]

10. Wouldn't you really rather have Iraq?

This is not your father's Oldsmobile Iraq.


I guess by now you're getting tired of my replies. I fucking hate cars. And war.

[Quixote1818]

11. Hotel Iraq - Once you check in you can never check out! nt

[tkmorris]

12. "Parts of it are NOT on fire" nt

[sutz12]

13. We pump oil here....so you don't have to over there..... nt

[rug]

14. Tread On Me

[dave_p]

15. Ouch

"Population - 28,000,000. No wait, 27,000,000, now it's 26,000,000"

I've a horrible feeling that you're right. I'll be interested to see if the planned census comes off.

How about "Welcome to Iraq. Population - millions!"

[Glorfindel]

16. "Bring Back the Raj!"

n/t

[sutz12]

17. Where you want to be...between us and a hard spot! nt

[NuttyFluffers]

28. Iraq - Come, you can see the 'hard place' from here!

i am also kinda partial to this vein of motto as well.

[Gregorian]

18. Iraq- A subsidiary of Halliburton.

[Gregorian]

19. Come for the burkas, stay for the depleted uranium.

[Forkboy]

20. Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.

We won't be using it anymore.

[Gregorian]

21. Iraq- We've got your oil.

[emilyg]

22. Yankee go home

[SoCalDem]

23. Bushed n/t

[Richard Steele]

24. Iraq: the "Slam-Dunk" State.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. "Everything must go."

[ToeBot]

26. "Pay at the pump."

[americanstranger]

27. Property of the Carlyle Group,

A subsidiary of BushCo, Inc.

- as

[Tyler Durden]

29. Iraq: Come for the torture, Stay for the war.

[NuttyFluffers]

30. Iraq - Where Neoconservative ideologies are sown, wither, and die.

remember the iraqi constitution is essentially a NeoCon hyper-capitalist wet dream.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. "Welcome to Iraq! Take Cover." n/t

[Gregorian]

32. Two Georges!

George was here.