Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck ALL at the Charlotte NRA Convention

[TalkingDog]

Who's willing to post my bail?

Highest bidder gets to choose between verbal heckling, creme pie and a water balloon filled with non toxic permanent stain (think dye pack)

[foxfeet]

1. Only if you can snatch that wig off of Norris's head.

[Ron Green]

3. Behind Chuck Norris' wig there is not a head. There is only another

asshole.

[foxfeet]

That would explain all the crap he spews.

[TalkingDog]

9. Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!! Awesome. Family Guy reference and on topic! +1

[supernova]

2. Charlotte's not big enough

for all that bile in one place.

:crazy:

[Laf.La.Dem.]

4. What is the total IQ of all three?

I assume it may be over 100 (Total):evilgrin:

[Arkana]

6. Less than that of your average turnip.

[Arkana]

5. Only if you yell "Hey Sarah! Youuuuuuuu betcha!"

before hitting her in the face with a cream pie.

[TalkingDog]

11. Name your price. It's got to cover bail and a lawyer.....n/t

[Aramchek]

7. so where's the Fourth Horseman, Michelle Bachmann, going to be?

[Segami]

8. Be careful and wear protective head gear.LOL

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[The Damned]

10. MMPH!

I can't say it or I'll be banned!

:nuke:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Among Teabaggers, this is considered a "Brain Trust" (nt)

[Oldtimeralso]

18. With Any Teabagger...

You have to rely on trust if you think that any of them have a brain much larger than the stem.

[Kalyke]

13. You don't have to do anything but light a firecracker.

When it POPS, all the gun nuts in the room will start firing and end up shooting each other.

:hi:

[TalkingDog]

14. Better stick with bubble wrap. According to Shrub and Cheney

a Firecracker is a WMD, don'cha' know?

I'd get labeled as a enemy combatant, nobody would Mirandize me, and off to GitMo for me.

[Cheap_Trick]

15. I would suggest taking off and nuking the place from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[Touchdown]

17. I was thinking the climax to Inglorous Basterds myself.

... but then I went with the wimpy "Lock 'em up" angle instead.

[Touchdown]

16. Quick! Get some pad locks!

This may be our only chance to contain them.