Caption this picture (and don't do the obvious joke)

[Suji to Seoul]

All I can think of is "I'm this close to doing it live!!!"

[jtuck004]

1. "Let me show you this life-sized model of Glenn Beck's brain".

[bluesbassman]

2. "No really, Sarah Palin's chances in 2012".

:)

[DearAbby]

3. Glenn Beck's brain, like a bb in a box car

[jtuck004]

4. LOL

[DRoseDARs]

5. Jesus, Bill, of all the times to pop a huge zit on your cheek, you have to do it LIVE?!

AND STOP SMILING WHILE YOU DO IT, FREAK!!!

[Edweird]

6. "I'm crushing your head, Al Franken.. ..I'm crushing your head"

Kids in the Hall:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pKXMcfx1d8

[dipsydoodle]

7. Now you might think this is a new super latex material

but I just sneezed and there it was.

[slampoet]

8. "..And that is how the that little piece of coal in my ass, makes a beautiful stinking diamond."

[Bonobo]

9. "Can you believe this sucker came out of my nose?"

[The Damned]

10. "The chances of me saying something intelligent"

[MkapX]

12. The teleprompter's text is to small

FUCKING THING SUCKS!!!! we'll do it live!!!

[Fumesucker]

11. I came *this* *close* to telling the truth..

But then I thought about my megabuck contract and forgot all about the truth.

[pepperbear]

13. Government should be this big for corporations.

[corkhead]

14. I'm gonna crush your little pinhead...

[HopeHoops]

15. The obvious joke? You mean like, "Mine's THIS big"?

[gratuitous]

16. I just ate the world's tiniest falafel

Wait, is that the right word?

[LawnKorn]

17. The ratio of my fair and ballance to the size of my pay check is about like this

[charlie]

18. Then I asked her

"Can I dial in Voice of America with these babies?"

*twist-twist-twist*

...I don't remember anything else before I woke up with my head jammed in the toilet.