Thankfully a taser wasn't used.

[Are_grits_groceries]

Sea lion hides under police car
A wandering sea lion pup that got lost and was spotted walking along a street alone at 4am has been freed after hiding under a police car. The animal was captured after hiding under a San Diego police car for four hours in the middle of a road.
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Knish says an officer parked his car in the middle of the road and went to investigate. That's when the sea lion came out from under another car and scuttled under the patrol car. SeaWorld experts retrieved the growling pup at about 8 a.m.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsNxbqFJhE0
Rescuer Kevin Robinson grabbed it by the tail and put it in a net. Robinson says the pup, who's less than a year old, was dehydrated but uninjured. He says the pup weighs about 25 pounds — less than half what it should weigh. Robinson says it will be released within two months.
http://arbroath.blogspot.com/

They lived up to the motto on the patrol car door and called SeaWorld. Goon on them.
Poor baby! It could have been the worst place to hide if one of the police fools had been in charge.

[Orrex]

1. Quick! Seal the borders!

[liberalla]

2. awww, those big brown eyes just get me... so CUTE!

He was active and had an appetite. I'm so glad he wasn't run over. Stay off the roads and away from cars little seal!