So when I woke up this morning, I said to myself...

[Javaman]

"why does the city seem a little bit more stupid today?"

then I remembered, failin quitter is in town to bless us all with her special brand of stupidity.

NPR interviewed people outside our little convention center, and as per usual, the ratio of those for and against the moron was roughly 10:1.

Interesting to note, the one that was against, formed a very convincing argument that was succinct as it was informative.

While those who were there to praise the brainless one, puked up the usual sound bites of: "she is a model to live by", "I love her message", "she is a maverick" (yes, they still say that), "she is my role model for when I become governor"(spoken by a 15 year old), "she's a good christian".

She will pass through the town like a plague, further spreading her 3rd grade level screed of infantile racism and then vanish before any of her mouth breathers get the opportunity to touch her garment.

what was that about worshiping false idols and all that?

[Froward69]

1. Yeah since when does America go for

quitters and losers?

[Enthusiast]

2. Well, if they

claim to be "born again", or claim to be a Christian or claim to be a big tax cutter, they can get away with anything and remain untarnished in the eyes of their followers, the true believers. We watched it with Bush. It didn't matter what he did.