So, what sort of "TV Show" would Sarah Palin actually be suited for?

[Richard Steele]

It struck my mind that if "The History Channel"
dug out all the WWII footage it founded itself upon,
and let Caribou Barbie attempt to NARRATE it
for an hour at a time...
The result would be the most gut-bustingly HILARIOUS
program in the history of comedy.

It would be *MST3K* on frickin STEROIDS, ItellyaWhut!


If any of you have had similar ideas, please share them. :evilgrin:

[ShortnFiery]

1. I could care less. How about we cease with obsessing on this GOP shill? eom

[emulatorloo]

4. Then don't bump the Palin threads. n/t

[Cant trust em]

14. Yeah! There's no room for fun on DU.

Resume with the serious talk.

[Arkana]

2. She could replace Vanna on "Wheel".

[Richard Steele]

20. Wouldn't she have to learn the alphabet to do that? nm

[lpbk2713]

35. I'm sure she'd have it written in her palm.

Half on one hand, half on the other. :rofl:

[jgraz]

31. She could replace The Wheel on "Wheel"

[emulatorloo]

3. The female version of VH-1's "Tool Academy"

EOM

[Rowdyboy]

5. "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

A backwoods incestuous family of meth heads makes it to the big time.

[Initech]

6. Are you smarter than Sarah Palin?

[Mz Pip]

7. The Prince is Right n/t

[sui generis]

8. Are you Dumber than a Teabagger?

grand prize: life time supply of turd polish.

[TommyO]

9. The Gong Show

She wouldn't last three seconds with Jaye P. Morgan or Jamie Farr ready to swing the hammer.

[KamaAina]

22. "Aw, Sarah, you got gonged!"

"I really liked your act, but then again, I like moose droppings!"

[Wapsie B]

10. Cheaters

[nealmhughes]

11. Intervention. Plain as the nose on my face.

[Brother Buzz]

12. Hans Conried was funny doing Fractured Flickers Palin would fail

Although I think Tina Fey could pull it off.

I believe Sarah's niche is Home Shopping Network. Plenty of Rubes wanting to been fleeced.

[Cant trust em]

13. Real housewives of Wasila?

[w8liftinglady]

15. MST3K is hilarious-however,you'd have to have 2 brain cells synapse to qualify

sorry-no go.
Something along the lines of "Keeping up with the Kardashians"-where no one actually has a talent and is basically using up oxygen.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

16. MXE (Most Extreme Challenge), I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Double Dare, Deal or No Deal...

Pretty much anything on the hunting/fishing channel.

[Blue Owl]

17. Sally Jesse Ra-FAAAIIIL

n/t

[Shell Beau]

18. Wife Swap. That'd be fuuny!

[w8liftinglady]

19. lol!with Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich or Mike and Kathy Malloy

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_noctMig5B1U/SnPAhU10lhI/AAAAAAAAE7s/M3tfKsaIQmM/s200/Malloy+Mike+1.jpg

[emulatorloo]

27. Or how about Rachel Maddow and her partner? Rachel gets Palin, OK?

[TommyO]

32. I couldn't picture Mike being able to put up with Palin for a week

[TommyO]

33. I couldn't picture Mike being able to put up with Palin for a week

[AlinPA]

21. A daytime soap. nt

[pinboy3niner]

23. Jackass nt

[KamaAina]

24. The Biggest Loser

and no, I am not talking about weight loss.

[KamaAina]

25. The Weakest Link

"Sarah, with no votes, you ARE the Weakest Link. Goodbye!"

[Juneboarder]

26. Celebrity Rehab w/Dr. Drew...

She's wayyyyy off the deep end!

[HopeHoops]

28. The Gong Show

She could be the gong - the sound of her voice is far more annoying than any gong I've ever heard.

[mod mom]

29. VERY late night huckster informercials

[Minnesota_Lib]

30. Anything but a reality show. She doesn't do reality well.

[name not needed]

34. Personally, I'd like to see her on Silent Library

Only because it would involve 2 things she's never done before; visiting a library, and shutting the fuck up.

[gratuitous]

36. Celebrity Deathmatch

Only without the clay.