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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:04 PM
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Subservient Chicken: Will Do Whatever You Tell Him To Do!
Might be worth a medical visit or two...

http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 11:46 PM
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1. Well, 'kill yourself' didn't work.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:06 AM
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2. Tell him that colonel sanders is coming and he will
give you a dirty look.

Tell him he's a naughty boy.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:16 AM
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3. Not naughty enough to take off the garter belt.
That didn't work either.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:22 AM
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4. What a prude.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:29 AM
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6. I know, right?
Wouldn't pullet off.

It's not like that's a fowl request.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 10:42 AM
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10. Oh, that hurt.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:28 AM
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5. Neither does "Pay my medical bill"
I had such hopes.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:30 AM
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7. Maybe he's afraid of quacks?
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snot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 12:49 AM
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8. he's been there for years, you know.
wonderful and horrific.
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 01:29 AM
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9. I told him "blow me" and he waggled his finger.
Is this site for real?
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 10:45 AM
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11. He didn't seem to understand
"Give my doctor a blowjob"

Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to make this "chickens for medical treatment" thing work, no? :shrug:
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