You CANNOT pay a doctor in fruit...

[sfwriter]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away don't you know. It had to be chickens.

[Happyhippychick]

1. And chicken soup is Jewish penicillin.

[Hekate]

2. My internist is Jewish, but I still don't think he'd want to be paid with my home made soup.

:eyes:

I mean my chicken soup is very good, but it won't cover an annual physical. I don't think the company that does the lab work would be very impressed either.

Hekate

[Happyhippychick]

4. Do you cook it for hours, strain it and then skim the fat off?

:9
Loves me some chicken soup....with matzoh balls.

[Hekate]

6. Indeed I do. I love making all kinds of soup.

:9

[Happyhippychick]

7. Me too! It's a serious art form, I love perfecting soups.

I'm working on a garlic soup now but will switch to less hearty soups for the summer.

[Fumesucker]

3. But what if it's Dr Feelgood?

And you're paying in hen fruit?

[Webster Green]

5. Can I mail a chicken in with my bill?

Would I need to mail more than one chicken to cover a $980 bill to a lab for blood tests?

This shit is confusing. I've never even mailed a chicken before. :wtf:

[stray cat]

8. can we pay our congress critters with chickens and forego salaries and pensions?