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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 06:55 PM Original message |
BEAKING! World Faces Grave Chicken Shortage! Chicken Rationing Certain To Follow! |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. Can I change my deductible to goats, without having to reapply? |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. There's no shortage of Chicken Manure. n/t |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. Oh NOES111!1 How will I pay my doctor? IM CERES!11 |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. BEAKING |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:01 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. It started as an honest-to-gawd typo. Then I thought better of correcting it. |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:31 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. LOL |
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Lagomorph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 01:09 PM Response to Reply #4 |
60. Absolutely! |
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renate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 01:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
62. I wish I could give this an extra k&r just for "beaking" |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 02:22 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. I wish my nick was "cordate", just to complement yours. |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. This is serious. |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
6. EGGSactly! |
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mindwalker_i (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:13 PM Response to Reply #6 |
31. Now that was a little ova the top |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
8. CHICKENS UNITE!! |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Everytime you vote for a republican, god kills a baby chicky. |
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OHdem10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
10. I love it!!! |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
11. Don't get fooled by counterfeit chickens. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:55 PM Response to Reply #11 |
24. Didn't see this when I posted. Great minds..I guess. |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:49 PM Response to Reply #24 |
43. Damn, I thought I was being original. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 09:20 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. You were. Yours was first. |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
12. Get your orders in now--click on the pic to avoid the November rush and price increase |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
13. OH SHIT!! All those chicken, and all the corn flakes needed to bread that chicken |
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Gman2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
14. Chicken Inspector, shave and a haircut, ten cents. rimshot. |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 10:35 PM Response to Reply #14 |
51. One rimshot, coming up! |
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naaman fletcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
15. I think your spot price per chicken is way too high. |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
40. Excellent analysis |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
16. DAMN |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
18. The world will go into immediate |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:33 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Actually, nuggets have nothing to do with chicken - so no worries on that front. |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:37 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. ... |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
21. Shouldn't that be "gravy chicken shortage"? n/t |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
22. Lots of DUzys here.... |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. Beware of counterfeits!!!! |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:42 PM Original message |
Are PEEPS valid for payment to doctors? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
42. I guess it would be up to the individual practitioner... |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 09:35 PM Response to Reply #42 |
49. When you pay with a $50 bill, they use a pen to see if it's real, but how do they check a chicken? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 09:54 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Which makes me think of this...... |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
25. In view of this crisis, I expect all you men to step up to the plate and pledge |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:03 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Hey! You can take my chicken from my cold dead hand! |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:33 PM Response to Reply #25 |
36. super DUZY |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 01:34 PM Response to Reply #25 |
61. Leave it to you to win the internet! |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 06:28 PM Response to Reply #61 |
70. Oh dear! |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
27. Rachel is going to have some fun on this as well |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:08 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. she already is hahahaha |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:09 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Aw damn missed it watching the draft. :( |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:49 PM Response to Reply #29 |
44. She had more fun again tonight |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
28. hahahaha |
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Sancho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
32. I bought chicken derivatives! I may be the first US chicken billionaire! |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
33. it will be hugh!!!! can i use my chickens at walgreens? |
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AnnieBW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
34. Buy stock in Perdue and Chik-Fil-A! |
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AnnieBW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
35. Pro-Lifers will be protesting at Denny's |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
37. why did the chicken cross the road? |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:42 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. I don't get it, but I lol'd anyway. |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 10:40 PM Response to Reply #37 |
54. More to the point, since Sue Lowden is a casino exec |
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James48 (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
39. Average chickens don't weigh 5.9 pounds. |
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AnArmyVeteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
41. Chicken payments will increase health care costs! But be a boom for employment! |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
46. Well I'm not waiting for the chicken crisis to hit |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 10:46 PM Response to Reply #46 |
55. Sorry, Sarah Palin's already beaten you to it |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 01:07 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. Yeah, but... |
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shugah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
47. rec'ing just for the "BEAKING" n/t |
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Sancho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
48. Is Fox watching the chicken coop? |
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Cresent City Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
52. I think I can solve the chicken shortage |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-10 10:39 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. We'll move to The Chicken Standard! Genius!!! |
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jmondine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
56. Are we going to have to bail out KFC? |
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jmondine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
57. The WH will replace Tim Geithner with Foghorn Leghorn |
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Bobbie Jo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
59. The Bovine Coalition responds... |
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Born_A_Truman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
63. Don Tyson sending lobbyists to congress ASAP!! |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 06:24 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. You mean *laying* down, don't you? |
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wizstars (792 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
65. Sell your KFC stock NOW!! n/t |
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era veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
66. This smells foul to me |
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Naturalist111 (362 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
68. I am going to invest in chicken feed! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-23-10 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
69. This is a conspiracy against vegans! |
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