Hypothetical: I need emergency open heart surgery...I do not farm, I am

[rustydog]

not a small business owner. How many times do I have to mow the Cardiologist's lawn to pay off the open heart surgery?

[uppityperson]

1. On the other hand, the doc should be making you pay for getting all that good cardiovascular

excercise!

[rustydog]

5. Doh!

:silly:

[HereSince1628]

2. If you are a veteran who served in a time of war, nothing

Your definition fits my circumstance December 7th 2009.

Currently rehabilitated (at least physically) from the 3X bypass surgery.

[Beetwasher]

3. I'm Going To Start Paying With Poetry

Who doesn't appreciate a good poem?

[Atticus]

10. "Doc, I hope that you dig rap, because, you see, I've caught the clap!

Got no money. I can't pay.
Got to find some other way

For you to get some meds to me
So it won't hurt when I go pee!"

Hello---doctor? Doctor? Hello?

[malaise]

11. LOL

:rofl:

[HereSince1628]

4. I really hate double dribbling...

[supernova]

6. However much he'd pay you mowing grass to get to 150K

That's about minimum these days. Could be very much more, astronomical if you have complications and wind up styaing in the ICU longer than necessary to wake up from surgery.

[frazzled]

7. You could try bartering heart surgery for sex

That is, if your heart can take it. It's probably a lot more lucrative than lawn-mowing.

[gleaner]

8. Judging by the price they charged my husband ....

You probably wouldn't have enough time to mow it enough. His was around $200,000 plus ICU and critical care afterward because the heart condition was secondary to MRSA and there were a lot of complications.

Also there would be the matter of the hospital lawns. For room and board alone without tests, doctors or supplies they charged us $1.5 million dollars.

[KittyWampus]

9. a whole summer but you have to mow the lawn before you get the emergency heart surgery

OH WELL