OK if we have to barter for services, what do we do until the crops come in?

[DainBramaged]

Or is it onions and potatoes in Winter, flowers in Spring, cows in Summer, tomatoes and corn in the fall?


And how many chickens can I use for condoms or whiskey?





:evilgrin:

[Oregone]

1. Maybe you can get your city/state to barter on your behalf

Remove the blood sucking middle men.

[Rex]

2. 3 chickens will get you 3 days of 'electrical current' in you homestead.

[pinboy3niner]

3. What do we do 'til the chickens come home to roost? nt

[polichick]

4. I heard Republicans are offering bjs to get their Viagra - American ingenuity! nt

[YOY]

5. Bend over.

n.t.

[gratuitous]

6. Are you any good at yard work?

How are your roofing skills? Perhaps you could simonize the doctor's Mercedes? Come on people, show some imagination! It doesn't have to be just chickens, although that seems to be the preferred currency of Republican airheads.

[DainBramaged]

7. Chickenshits=chickens

:hi:

[housewolf]

8. And what about city zoning regulations that prohibit chickens?

Not to mention cows and pigs?

Do we have to go out and buy some chickens to give to the doctor? How many chickens for an office visit? How many for an xray? And if I need surgery, how many for the nurses, anesthesiologists and the rest of the surgical team?

[Incitatus]

9. You would have to bribe your local politicians to get the regulstions changed.

Got anything good to offer them?

[emulatorloo]

15. Another use for Chickens!

[Feron]

10. Many people will become prostitutes just to get minimium care.

I'd imagine that your average suburban doc isn't interested in livestock.

[eShirl]

11. is it still prostitution you're barting for goods or services?

hey baby...
:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. "And how many chickens can I use for condoms...?"

I think that would be up to your partner.

[DainBramaged]

14. I did not think anyone would catch that............

:applause:

[emulatorloo]

16. I am not sure what you would catch if you used a chicken condom n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

17. Mr. D. says I am a dirty minded old lady....lol.

[cutlassmama]

13. gold

[L0oniX]

18. Change over to sheep and goats ...it's more world wide.