Chickens Costs About $2 to $5. My Last Checkup Was $185.00

[Yavin4]

At best, I would need 37 chickens to pay for my checkup. Now, all I need is for someone to help me carry 37 live chickens onto the NYC subway. Any takers?

[spanone]

1. quit whining and learn to herd the bird....

[Shell Beau]

5. The bird is the word

Just in case you hadn't heard.

[MattBaggins]

8. I thought the word up is cherry coke?

[Shell Beau]

16. So 1985!!

:P

[tammywammy]

12. ????

[Shell Beau]

15. lol!!

One of my fave episodes.

[tammywammy]

23. My favorite episode by far

Is the one where Brian takes Meg to the dance and she becomes obsessed with him. "She made me eat her hair pie." I laugh just thinking about it.

[Sebastian Doyle]

17. Everybody's heard about the bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fj5T9KjuM

[Berserker]

26. Do it right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

[Subdivisions]

2. Ahhh but you're forgetting something...

EGGS!

[Robb]

3. You shouldn't count those.

At least not until they've hatched. :D

[csziggy]

6. And you would have to pay in installaments

Since you would not want to put them all in one basket.

[malaise]

9. But which came first

the chicken or the egg :evilgrin:

[csziggy]

21. Probably the egg

But the chicken is harder to catch.

[malaise]

27. That is so cool

:D

[MattBaggins]

24. The egg

Evolution so the egg came first.

[Yavin4]

22. There's A Woody Allen Joke In There Somewhere n/t

[DesertFlower]

4. as a former new yorker i have to laugh.

:rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. Chickens that can count bring more, you might only need two or three of that

variety. On the other hand, if they can count they may be able to give you a checkup... saving you the trip.

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Then you must bring us...A SHRUBBERY!

One that looks nice. - Of course. - And not too expensive.

[JVS]

11. Where the hell are you getting chickens for $2?

[chollybocker]

13. When life hands you chickens, make chicken salad.

[pinboy3niner]

14. Your math is fuzzy--you only need 18 1/2 chickens

'Cause, as we all know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush . . . :)

[kwassa]

18. how much does your chicken's checkup cost?

Factor that in!

[WhiteTara]

19. that's a lot of chickens

and I'm sure that the doc would appreciate them being "dressed out"...most doctors don't have facilities to hold all these live chickens coming their way!

[Gman2]

20. I think she meant WITCH doctor.

[raouldukelives]

25. We actually paid our family doctor with wild pork

When I was a kid in the 70's. Pretty cool doc. Wonder what would happen if I brought half a pig into Kaiser for payment. Better wrap it first.

[Sebastian Doyle]

28. As long as your doctor isn't Jewish or Muslim

Or if you're doctor is Hindu, you probably wouldn't want to bring a cow in.