..if you just sign here.. a few small details..and I'll have them bring your used car around to the

[lib2DaBone]

..just check this box here __ that says you are dummer than a box of rocks, and we will charge you only 36% percent on your credit cards.. plus.. you promise to pay even if the car breaks down and you can no longer use it... "Who Loves You Baby?"

[truedelphi]

1. Your sig line substitutes nicely for

What is going on.

Our major institutions, who are all in bed with and control our major elected officials, are just about to bring us the cars of our dreams! And like you say - for a mere 36% interest rate.

but WAIT! The whole floor of the car dealership is about to cave in... How come the finance manager and the car sales managers are able to get out ahead of us? ...

[dchill]

2. Problem is, these cars are all leaking gas...

and that guy over there is going to light a cigarette!