Rush and the Volcano

[ashling]

Rush Limbaugh blamed the volcanic eruption in Iceland on the passage of health care reform in the United States. While talking about Obama’s claims that health care reform has not brought about Armageddon, Limbaugh said, “I think the Earth may have opened up. God may have replied.” God is punishing Europe for the health care bill in America.


I think that Pele is mad that we did not pass Single Payer. She can only be avenged by tossing a really big sacrifice into the mouth of the Icelandic volcano.

Now if we can just find a relly big pig ... wait a minute! Rush -soooeeeee!

[Angry Dragon]

1. He is just a really fat person

with a really fat lying mouth. He should be sued for the lies he spews.

[peekaloo]

3. He's actually lost weight.

One of his stomachs was removed and donated to Bovine University for the study of the ill effects which result from the constant regurgitation/chewing/swallowing, etc. of the cud.

[AnArmyVeteran]

8. LOL, but that still leaves the blubberish boob with 3 stomachs!

[peekaloo]

2. and America punishes the rest of the world with Rush's eruptions.

[tsstranger]

4. PigBoy

The Corpulant One is pulling a Pat Robertson on his lemmings.

[liberal N proud]

5. He is taking the Pat Robertson approach

God hates liberals.

:rofl:

[MattBaggins]

6. Damn and I thought the Icelanders did it on purpose

to get even with the UK.

[RoyGBiv]

7. Dammit!

I just KNEW this was going to be a news bulletin announcing that Rush had fallen into a volcano.

Damn.

:)

[Pharlo]

9. You are REALLY trying to piss off Pele, aren't you?

Toss The Bloviator into a volcano as a sacrifice, not only will the great Pele spit him back out at humanity, she'll probably set off a series of supervolcanos to show her displeasure.

I mean, you think she doesn't know? First it's the Limbaugh sacrifice, then the Beck sacrifice, then the Bachmann sacrifice. Trust me, the Great Pele is going to STOP this idea before she winds up with a Palin sacrifice.

[lpbk2713]

10. When all else fails just say ... "it's MAGIC !!11!"

Notice how the RW Media Hatemongers aren't poo-pooing Global Warming any more?

That's because it isn't December or January and there aren't sub-freezing temps
all over the country. They know how dense their listeners are. They would really
have to be dense to listen to them in the first place anyway.


:rofl:

[MorningGlow]

11. He's one to talk

when all the hot air coming out of his maw is most likely the biggest cause of global warming.

[tavalon]

12. Are you sure it wasn't Pat Robertson spewing this garbage?

It seems right up his alley.

[Rage Inc.]

13. Rush IS the Volcano!

Spewing noxious gases that help nobody!