Hung, On The Cross

[Emit]

Crooks And Liars tips us to a controversy in suburban Oklahoma City, where parishioners at a Catholic church are swelling in anger over a seemingly very well hung Jesus.

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen "showing distension” — not a penis. Seeton said, "I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.” ...

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/04/hung-on-cross.html

[realisticphish]

1. haha

[Mari333]

2. THIS MADE MY DAY

THANK YOU I NEVER WRITE IN CAPS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[uppityperson]

3. oops

[KG]

4. holy priapic jebus on a trailer hitch!

[piratefish08]

5. maybe they stole the idea from this:

[Xipe Totec]

6. Turn on to the Lord Jeebus

[pepperbear]

7. Jesus likes it when the light is on. n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. What were they thinking?

RLOL

[johnaries]

14. "suffer the little children to come to me..."

has a whole new meaning to me, now.

So, does that mean that Catholic priests are just following in His footsteps? (Good thing I don't believe in Hell, because I would certainly be headed there after that one!)

[Toucano]

16. Let there be light.

"Oh, yeah! A little more to the right."

:evil:

[Lucian]

9. Hung really well.

[chollybocker]

10. Jesus got a woody while being crucified??

He must have forgotton his safe word, and mankind has suffered ever since.

[pipi_k]

11. Has anyone read the comments on that blog?

They're a hoot!

:7

[Sal Minella]

12. My carnal knowledge is limited, but I've never seen a guy

whose dingus arose from his belly-button.

The placement alone indicates minimal phallic intention on the part of the artist, imho.

[Lars39]

13. lol...."The crucifix is about 10 feet tall."

:rofl:

[Ozymanithrax]

15. Does this mean that Marry Magdalene sang "Sweet mystery of life at least I've found you...'n/t

[Whisp]

17. I saw Jesus' penis on my toast this morning....

i sinned, i put it in my mouth.