Photo of the barf assault perp. Caption, please?

[elehhhhna]

[geardaddy]

1. Me hungy.

[Warpy]

2. Barf assault perp?

Some background would be helpful.

Do tell. Some of us get up later, you know. It's round.

[elehhhhna]

3. jump started a baarf w/ his fingers at a ball game during an altercation w/ an off-duty cop

and barfed ont he officers 11 y/o (iirc) daughter. On purpose.

Mad barfing skills, huh? Odd. Doesn't LOOK bulimic.

[Warpy]

11. Jesus.

I'm glad he got that mouse for his efforts. He should be missing a few teeth, too, if he had any left.

Some people really do need to live in cages. That's one of them.

[Demoiselle]

4. He went to the Phillies game last night.

He behaved rather badly, most notably vomiting INTENTIONALLY on the 11 year old girl sitting in front of him.
Yes, intentionally, sticking his finger down his threat and such like. Somebody gave him the shiner and he was arrested.
There's a thread around here about it.

[Dulcinea]

5. Here's a link:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

Someone should barf on this guy! And where did he get the shiner?

[Lance_Boyle]

6. Not sure about an entire caption, but the words

"van down by the river" would seem to be an essential requirement.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

22. !

:rofl:

[brendan120678]

7. Hmmm...if this thread was in the Sports Forum, I'd say...

"Looks like a typical Phillies fan to me, what is there to caption?" :shrug:

But since it's not the Sports Forum, obviously posting that would be uncalled for.

[krispos42]

8. "I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend" n/t

[catbyte]

9. Actually, I thought he was a she...

:hide:

[NeedleCast]

10. Does This Black Eye Make Me Look Fat?

[catbyte]

12. rofl.

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. It looks much better than the round one.

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. Toga Toga Toga

[Catherine Vincent]

14. What a pretty blue eye you have there!

:evilgrin:

[gmoney]

15. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM

[Stevenmarc]

16. OK so I'm stupid, which way to the tea party rally

[Javaman]

17. Mawh!!!! nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

18. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

19. Took the words right out of my mouth, er fingers... (n/t)

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. "Honest judge, I was trying to my fingers up my nose and got confused."

[blueamy66]

23. It looks like

he ate the 11 year old too.