WOW! Michelle Malkin has 2 super-creepy downloads to help teabaggers root out "infiltrators!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

How to spot and tag a Tea Party infiltrator
By Michelle Malkin • April 15, 2010 09:09 AM

http://michellemalkin.com/2010/04/15/how-to-spot-and-tag-a-tea-party-infiltrator/

Happy Tax Day Tea Party. Be safe out there. A few tips on how to spot and tag a Tea Party infiltrator:

1. Ask them what the 10th amendment says.

2. Two letters: B.O. (and I’m not talking about the president’s initials).

3. Glaringly obvious lack of subtlety.

4. Upside-down flags.

5. From reader Amy, a free “Infiltrator” sign (click here to download large size):



6. And from Temple of Mut, another downloadable sign:



From reader Peter in Boston who attended yesterday’s rally:

What lame counter-protestors!

Group of Emerson College kids with a sign “Tina Fey Did It Better.” I said, “Who’s Tina Fey?” These dumb kids actually tried to explain to me: “She’s a famous comedian on SNL.” I said, “SNL is still on the air? I thought they died after Belushi!” “Oh no,” they assured me, “This is their 35th season!” Then I couldn’t resist! I asked, “What night is it on?” They actually answered me seriously, “Oh it’s on Saturday nights …” Then they realized I was mocking them and they got really pissed off.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Is that being from the netherworld seriously arguing liberals smell worse than right-wingers? -nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. I'd be more concerned with "spell" than "smell" if I were looking for "infiltrators"...

She should have added "If the person next to you CAN SPELL, they are an INFILTRATOR..."



:rofl:

[ashling]

14. You mean they are an infilterator

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

2. I think we should all download those signs

and take them to the next tea party. Confuse the hell out of them. :rofl:

The stupid is stong in Malkin.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Simple, obvious, and brillant!

:thumbsup:

[Posteritatis]

6. Also mod them a bit, arrows pointing every which way... (nt)

[csziggy]

15. Put the arrows on spinners, so they point every which way! n/t

[HipChick]

3. It would be funny if the infiltrators downloaded and used the signs on them

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. My darings we made no bones about it

I mean I even asked them where the tea was served? They are doing all to keep me swimming in my wealth...

So says this Billionaire for Wealthcare.

[MrScorpio]

7. I love it. They're as paranoid as can be already

This is a ready made primer to show them how to eat their own alive

[Warpy]

8. Actually, I thought crashing their party and inflating their numbers

was a pretty bad idea, but I do love to see the paranoia building.

After all, "Spot the Stooge" was a popular game at everything from union organizing meetings to the old SDS in the 60s.

However, I hate to break it to them, but "infiltrators" are supposed to be subtle. The signs in Boston were as subtle as jackhammers, which is probably the only reason the true believers noticed them.

The crashers with the totally unsubtle signs are not infiltrators, guys. While you're probably not getting the FBI guys yet, you will if you keep up the violent rhetoric.

Trust me, your lot will never know who they are.

And my lot will never tell you how we spotted them.

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. They are getting the local cops

and the FBI in already...

That rhetoric actually raises all kinds of ... red flags... no pun.

But as you said... they will NEVER be able to spot the intelligence unit members.

[KonaKane]

10. How to weed out a true teabagger

Ask them to recite any other amendment in the Bill of Rights besides the 2nd or the 10th.

Seriously, watch the hilarity ensue as they stand there and blink.

[SDuderstadt]

12. I wanna get the first sign on a t-shirt....

then systematically stand next to every teabagger at a rally.

It would be really funny if they all squared off against each other.

[Name removed]

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