"Tell your doctor about ALL your medications"

[divideandconquer]

Help him maximize his drug companies profits!

[DefenseLawyer]

1. "Tell your doctor if you have liver cancer"

Wait, shouldn't the doctor be telling me?

[Bluebear]

2. ---

:spray:

And absolutely correct!

[Bluebear]

3. ---

so funny it posted twice!

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

4. "Tell your doctor if you have high blood pressure"

:wtf: There are doctors who don't check blood pressure before prescribing?

[Speck Tater]

5. Tell your doctor if you have certain fungus infections.

Of course they don't tell us WHICH certain fungus infections. That's about the most pointless precaution I've ever heard.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. That's why people should use homeopathic remedies.

I can guarantee that there are no harmful interactions.