What "tough" questions do you think Tweety will ask tonight?

[Beaverhausen]

This morning my boyfriend suggested that he might quote Colbert and ask:

"President Bush: great president, or the greatest president?"



What sort of softballs do you think he will lob at them?

[jobycom]

1. "Why don't the Democrats understand how wrong they are?"

:shrug:

Matthews isn't overly subtle.

[JackBeck]

2. Boxers or briefs? n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

12. in romney's case - boxers, briefs or "garment"

[JackBeck]

14. LOL. Great catch!

[gilpo]

17. For Rudy: Bikini or thong?

[Cosmocat]

31. As he stares adoring at Guiliani's waist line ... (nm)

[EstimatedProphet]

3. "Candidate, how would you act to help the legacy of George Bush?"

[gatorboy]

4. "What is your favorite horsey?"

"And may I ride it bareback with you in the nude."

[Beaverhausen]

25. "Who will win the Kentucky Derby on saturday?"

[Beaverhausen]

5. "Raise your hand if you've been married twice. Keep them up if married three times. Four, anyone?"

[gratuitous]

6. Oh, we can run the clock on lotsa questions

"Sir, do you find it difficult to take any of the Democrat candidates seriously?"

I don't think Bush will get a lot of mention; even the lizard brains are beginning to figure out that he's ugly, he's stupid and nobody likes him.

"Are you in favor of massive tax cuts or humongous tax cuts?"

"Please explain why folks like you and me, who will never again have to sweat a mortgage payment or wonder where their next meal is coming from, should have to pay any taxes at all to the system by which we've profited so handsomely?" Okay, this question will sound a little different, but it will boil down to this.

"Should people who choose to get sick be allowed to leech off the system?"

[Norquist Nemesis]

7. Explain why Liberals like Hillary Clinton (or Barack Osama) won't be President

[rhiannon55]

8. If elected, how will you deal with the obstructionist democrats?

[valerief]

9. I want to see if he keeps the answers to a minimal number of syllables like

Bushwhore Williams did.

[Horse with no Name]

10. Do you plan on working with a Democratic Congress

or asserting your power over it like our current President?

[maxrandb]

11. "Rudy, What makes you such a Hero?"

"I could just see you striding across the flight deck of an aircraft carrier, codpiece gleaming in the setting sun, all cinched up and protruding, making women swoon, and men wish they were you, looking all sparkly and evervescent....Ummm...Errr...Uhh...I think I need some time to be alone now"

[babylonsister]

13. How do you compare yourself to ronnie raygun? How do you like ronnie's

museum-ain't it a beaut? Oh, and there's Mrs. raygun in the audience!

[libnnc]

15. In 30 seconds or less tell me how wonderful it is to be here in the Holiest of Holies

Home to our dearly departed dear leader, the most high, venerable and benevolent, the righteous--Saint Ronald Reagan (bows head, wipes away a tear).

Oh great Ronnie! Oh holiest of tax cutters! Cries Tweety.

It will be THAT shit ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG.

THE FUNERAL ALL OVER AGAIN. BANK ON IT.

[Mz Pip]

16. "The Democrats

have controlled Congress for 4 months now. How are you preparing for another terrorist attack?"

Mz Pip
:dem:

[finecraft]

18. Would you win in a street fight with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

Fist fighting only, man to man. Please describe what clothes you would wear and how much sweat would glisten on your body.

[Annces]

19. Are we safer now that we have invaded Iraq

And then we will get all kinds of obfuscation for answers.

[MadBadger]

20. I think you will be surprised.

[Beelzebud]

21. Ronald Reagan: Great president, or Greatest president?

[MiniMe]

22. What is your name

[otohara]

23. Rudy, Why Was Terror Office in WTC Building

On the other hand...maybe he did it on purpose, so when attacked happened, there would be hundreds of photos and hours of tapes of Rudy walking the streets of NYC looking "heroic"

[Beaverhausen]

26. If he asks that I will eat my hat!

[MadBadger]

28. I'm going to predict that you will eat your hat then

I know people have submitted that question on politico.com. Vote for that question today.

[Phredicles]

24. "What wars would you start that women would love?"

[11 Bravo]

27. Why has the Catholic church still not beatified Ronald Reagan?

And for a follow up, "Should they lose their tax exempt status as a result of this nakedly political failure to act?"

[tjwash]

29. A repost of my "11 softball questions tweety can ask at tonights debate"

**11 softball questions that Tweety can ask during the upcoming "debate"

You know; in case he needs a few more to throw on to the pile...

1) Mayor Giuliani: Can you describe in less than four thousand words; how it felt to be our national hero and outstanding leader during 9-11?

2) Senator McCain: Do you think it is possible for you to look even REMOTELY as good in a codpiece as GW Bush did?

3) Senator Brownback: You have just received a report on your desk from the CIA detailing how terrorists have smuggled a loose nuke into Los Angeles and plan to detonate it under the Shrine Auditorium at 4:30 pm Thursday. How could the Democrats have allowed this to happen?

4) Gov. Romney: China has pulled all of their investments out of the U.S. stock market causing a crash the likes have never been seen in our country; why didn’t all the labor unions voluntarily fold months beforehand so that we could have avoided this catastrophe?

5) Congressman Hunter: The healthcare crisis is worse than it has ever been. There are a record high number of people with no health insurance, and medical costs are unaffordable by middle class Americans. What can we do about all the deadbeats that intentionally keep getting sick and injured just so they can keep abusing the system and making the insurance companies look bad?

6) Congressman Paul: There have been several states in the northeast United States that have passed, or are in the process of passing, legislation allowing same sex marriage. What should the prayer for Jesus to smite all of them in his mercy sound like?

7) Gov. Huckabee: The war on terror in the Middle East has taken a sudden turn for the worst. You have had no choice but to use nuclear weapons on every country in the Middle East except for Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, and Israel. Every country in Europe, and Asia have formed the largest coalition ever seen in history, and are planning an invasion on United States soil while simultaneously embargoing economic support and trade. Why did the Democrats in Congress force you to do this in the first place?

8) Gov. Gilmore: Education in the United States is falling apart. We are graduating more people that can’t read at a high school level then ever before. Inner city high schools have more acts of random violence than ever before, and qualified teachers are quitting to go to the private sector because they can no longer live on the meager salaries that they are paid. Can you explain exactly how the ACLU in partnership with Islamic extremists could let all of this to happen by removing forced prayer out of our public schools?

9) Congressman Tancredo: I love your shirt. The tie especially. Can you explain once again, that because your donors can afford to buy you a seven thousand dollar ensemble, that a little 8 year old girl in Bangladesh now has a nice job, and place to sleep now?

10) Gov. Thompson: You stated once that we need to build a giant fence around the entire country to keep out illegal immigrants, however most of your campaign contributors businesses have acquired extremely high profits because they hire illegal immigrants under the table to do the work at a fraction of the cost that….OK, WHO THE HELL PUT THIS ONE IN HERE??

11) Addressed to all: OK, I’m going to go from left to right; is it pronounced “nuke-yoo-ler” or “nuke-lee-ar”?

[Beaverhausen]

34. Great questions!

[Beelzebud]

30. "How can Republicans claim to make America safer when 9/11 happened on their watch?"

LOL Sorry, I forgot a question like that would be totally unacceptable in America today.

[Vinca]

32. I don't know, I don't care, I wouldn't watch that sorry bunch and

their Q & A session for anything less than a million bucks.

[highplainsdem]

33. "Which of you is cutest in a flight suit?" (Liddy also wants to know)

[KansDem]

35. "If you are president of the US and we are attacked again...

Do you intend to break President Bush's record of time spent sitting and doing nothing?"

[RedStateShame]

36. "How many times can you reference 9-11 in one minute? Go."

Hell, that's not fair. I think Rudy Giuliani actually exhales "9-11." Except at night, when his snoring sounds like, "I was one terror attack away from being remembered as a sham."