Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law

[joeybee12]

WASHINGTON—Citing a mutually shared vision of health care in America, congressional Republicans and the deadly bone-marrow cancer leukemia announced a joint effort Wednesday to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the historic new bill that extends health benefits to 32 million Americans nationwide.

"Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia," said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. "Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share."

"And believe me, if anyone is angrier than the Republican Party that children can no longer be denied coverage for having preexisting conditions, it's leukemia." DeMint continued. "We're a match made in heaven."

In the coming weeks, Republicans and leukemia will travel the country in an effort to diminish support for the increasingly popular bill, which GOP sources said goes against everything that Republicans and the massive accumulation of toxic cells stand for.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-leukemia-team-up-to-repeal-health-care,17215/

:rofl:

[joeybee12]

1. I gotta kick this...it's hee-larious!!!! n/t

[kestrel91316]

2. K&R. Send this baby to the TOP of the Greatest Page!!!!

[emulatorloo]

3. This piece is so dead on that it makes me feel sick. Kicking and Rec n/t

[joeybee12]

4. Yeah, it's amazing that leukemia, those toxic cells, had to stoop so low

to band up with something like Repukelicans.

[grantcart]

5. Dead on?

[emulatorloo]

6. it is true, I can still do puns even when I feel disgusted!

[joeybee12]

7. Damn...kicking my own threads again! n/t