Deepak Chopra Says He Caused California Quake

[foundingmother]

By meditating a little too hard, it would seem:

The U.S. Geological Survey is blaming day-to-day seismological changes for Sunday's 7.2 earthquake along the U.S.-Mexico border. But Deepak Chopra, the famed alternative-medicine practitioner and transcendental meditation guru, is pretty sure he knows what really happened.

"Had a powerful meditation just now -- caused an earthquake in Southern California," Chopra wrote to his nearly 179,000 Twitter followers shortly after the quake.


http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/chopra-blames-own-meditation-for-baja-quake/19426755

[MadHound]

1. Yeah, I thought I caused a tornado too,

But then I stopped tripping and realized I was wrong.

[Robb]

I'd advise less guacamole for the good doctor. nt

[MannyGoldstein]

2. Ahh... Deepockets Chopra

"Give me all your money and be free of earthly things"

[lonestarnot]

3. May I recommend Beano.

:eyes:

[spinbaby]

6. LOL

Almost spit yogurt across my desk at that one.

[charlie]

4. Another "clarification"

Some people were upset at my remarks re earthquake. Sorry about that. I was actually meditating when it happenned and thougt" Whoaaa!"

http://twitter.com/DeepakChopra/status/11640595865

Attaboy, Deep. Don't let anyone give you any shit, be as nutty as you wanna be. Let it all hang out. Some of us appreciate seeing the REAL you.

*snicker*

[MilesColtrane]

21. He misspelled "Woo".

[charlie]

22. Haw!

:thumbsup: :D

[eShirl]

5. Thank goodness. Thought it was my gas.

[Javaman]

7. His meditations work like my anti-tiger ring. nt

[saltpoint]

8. We have people who can cause earthquakes with their minds but we

can't get a fat-free Hostess Ding Dong.

[Flying Dream Blues]

23. Or a pill that lets you lose weight eating the real Hostess Ding Dongs! :)

[saltpoint]

24. : )

[mr blur]

9. Whackjob Alert!

[RagAss]

25. ...well he is right about time.....Einstein said as much.

[piratefish08]

10. he is just another crazy attention whore. the scary part, like with Palin, is that some folks

believe bullshit like this.

He must have a new book or dvd about to come out.................

[KittyWampus]

11. I suspect he was kidding.

[gratuitous]

18. Once the first bill for damages hit his in-box

Yup, he was kidding big time.

[socialist_n_TN]

26. Yeah, that's what I thought too................

:)

[Xenotime]

12. Can he meditate on making rightwingers go away?!

[Maru Kitteh]

13. He caused a Quack quake?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. That hail storm in Chicago yesterday? Mine. nt

[TexasObserver]

15. He's completely lost his mind.

[salguine]

16. I suspect he overestimates his own importance in the grand scheme of things.

[Enrique]

17. that's what she said n/t

[ensho]

19. I recently worked a cryptogram of Deepak's saying in which he said

our bodies have less and less atoms??????

[Hell Hath No Fury]

20. Clearly an attempt at humor.

He's not serious in the least.

[rufus dog]

27. I have had some major natural gas explosions

Take that Deepak.